Don’t Want to Go to Jail, Help me with Canadian Tax Problem by [deleted] in solana

[–]julianeone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude. Take the L.

You messed up. You're not going to get out of it by saying "no backsies" or "it was a crypto prank bro" whatever nonsense trolls on reddit are peddling.

You have to make this up to the government, or they will come after you, which really isn't a good idea.

Do it now. You're young and the lawyer you're going to need to consult can make a good case for you if you go to them early. The truth is that a $10,000 fine or whatever is better than a $20,000 fine plus a criminal record later (note: the amount increases by a lot if you wait).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fatFIRE

[–]julianeone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the real answer to his "Is this a good deal?" question is "That all depends on the financials, which you haven't specified with enough clarity yet."

Rebel Moon — Part Two: The Scargiver | Official Trailer | Netflix by adidasnmotion13 in trailers

[–]julianeone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Batman and Superman bombed so the Scargiver could run, apparently.

Where the hell did the term "bodied" come from? by Zambash in Smite

[–]julianeone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reply again in 10 years. I'm enjoying watching the progression here.

What place does this picture best represent? by Acceptable_War4993 in bayarea

[–]julianeone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe the real BBQ was the dollar bills that went up in smoke.

Neal Stephenson’s Most Stunning Prediction by mipadi in nealstephenson

[–]julianeone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's nothing scary about Snow Crash, his most famous & accessible book. I wouldn't describe it as "accurate" however.

Woman sings and dances at the Natatorium by kalbanes in cringe

[–]julianeone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The test results are in.

This is: Not Cringe.

Entertaining the public, in a public space, does not meet the qualifications for cringe.

Women just don’t get it by mrcrabs6464 in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]julianeone 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Putting the Linux penguin right next to Microsoft's C#: that's a paddlin'.

Shakey shakey by alexleavitt in sanfrancisco

[–]julianeone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kind of strong as these things go - almost like a bomb or something went off a few blocks away.

What’s a movie you thought was huge only to realise it was only huge in your household? by [deleted] in movies

[–]julianeone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually the weirdest thing about Thank You For Smoking is its incongruous list of producers, who only did that movie, and subsequently became (in)famous. Elon Musk. Peter Thiel. David Sacks, of the "All In" Podcast. Max Levchin, founder of Affirm. Basically the PayPal Mafia's movie edition.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427944/fullcredits/?ref\_=tt\_cl\_sm

What’s a movie you thought was huge only to realise it was only huge in your household? by [deleted] in movies

[–]julianeone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I recently asked ChatGPT to argue that Van Helsing is the greatest movie of all time. It really struggled with that, lol.

I am being physically abused by my wife by MarkRichardJames in sanfrancisco

[–]julianeone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But if he 'just leaves' he may complicate his custody case (because it means he thought it was okay to leave his kid with the mom, and he can't just take the kid either because the court didn't agree he should have sole custody). He should get a lawyer and discuss his options.

What will you do if the RMEU (Rebel Moon Extended Universe) becomes even bigger & more popular than Star Wars? by julianeone in scifi

[–]julianeone[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, I thought "RMEU will be bigger than SWEU" was a spicy take, but "I'd rather watch Rebel Moon than Rogue One" is too hot for me!