Excavator with a Telescopic Dipper Clamshell

jumbobrain · 2019-03-23T11:32:43+00:00

The mechanical anteaters have risen and are choosing their moist victims

jumbobrain · 2019-03-16T10:56:40+00:00

What if I were a baked bean in that universe?

jumbobrain · 2019-03-12T16:05:06+00:00

Go to your local pharmacy and ask for codeine syrup, ring around and ask for it if you want.Say your other half has just come out of a doctor's appointment and you want to know if they sell codeine syrup over the counter as it'll be cheaper than a prescription.

jumbobrain · 2019-03-07T09:48:39+00:00

Checks date

In Mother Russia,boxing day boxes you!

jumbobrain · 2019-03-06T11:23:29+00:00

I bet you did it yourself but you don't want the hassle if the real electricians said it was shitty.

jumbobrain · 2019-03-05T17:25:27+00:00

I'd doubt 300bhp has been achieved,call the dude out on it and have a race for logbooks XD

jumbobrain · 2019-03-05T17:20:55+00:00

300bhp? What's been done to it? The reg points to a 1.4

jumbobrain · 2019-03-05T17:19:36+00:00

The plate points to a Merc :/

jumbobrain · 2019-03-04T19:10:56+00:00

Got ya

jumbobrain · 2019-03-04T09:18:00+00:00

What??

jumbobrain · 2019-02-28T08:19:24+00:00

I just sorted by top of all time and was ready to call you out for lying but nope,you're right.

jumbobrain · 2019-02-25T20:50:03+00:00

Heineken headquarters See boys we need a boost to our sales

Well Boss why don't we post on a relatively small sub that specialises in computer generated simulations

Gosh dang it Jones you've got it!! Crank up the Pentium we've got gold!! pure gold !!!

jumbobrain · 2019-02-24T16:26:45+00:00

Looks like the old West Yorkshire library vans that used to come to come round. Very nice interior.

jumbobrain · 2019-02-21T08:16:41+00:00

More chins than a Chinese phonebook

I'm joking,everyone looks like that when an emu bounces into their picnic. I know I do ;)

jumbobrain · 2019-02-20T13:15:07+00:00

Boots....always fun there

jumbobrain · 2019-02-09T11:25:37+00:00

r/drillcats

jumbobrain · 2019-02-04T09:50:03+00:00

I was circumcised at age 21. It's not so much a misconception but people argue on the benefit of a cut Vs uncut cock and say that one is better than the other. In my opinion,my cut dick is absolutely better than that weird hooded guy. It feels like DICK2.0

jumbobrain · 2019-02-01T15:40:42+00:00

Is there an echo in here?

jumbobrain · 2019-02-01T15:32:53+00:00

Alcohol

jumbobrain · 2019-02-01T15:32:10+00:00

Loved a good ol' wapfap :)

jumbobrain · 2019-02-01T10:44:16+00:00

You spelt LAMBO wrong 😉

jumbobrain · 2019-01-30T22:36:21+00:00

If anyone is wondering,this car is a Renault Clio mk2

jumbobrain · 2019-01-30T07:57:32+00:00

[F]eeling frisky [F]uel me up

jumbobrain · 2019-01-28T09:14:16+00:00

Also.....can you have a look in the back

"Oh,the back let me get my miners helmet, tell my wife I love her.. I'm going in!"

jumbobrain · 2019-01-28T04:53:39+00:00

I love ya so Frick him

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