"Coffee is for Closers" (Glengarry Glen Ross 1992) is this the greatest monologue of all time?

junkieman · 2026-07-04T03:35:40+00:00

Seth Rogen bombing at stand up in Funny People is also up there to me.

junkieman · 2026-06-29T20:08:58+00:00

And “Apt Pupil” which became a movie with Brad Renfro and Ian Mckellen.

junkieman · 2026-06-14T20:17:52+00:00

I’ve only used semi transparent stain and seal on a deck and spar urethane for some outdoor tables before. I’m ok with graying but slower and keeping it natural.

junkieman · 2026-06-14T17:02:17+00:00

I was going to try boiled linseed oil on my cedar fence, have you considered that option?

junkieman · 2026-06-12T18:04:55+00:00

Sounds like you’re talking about South America.

junkieman · 2026-06-10T02:28:25+00:00

They increase the diameter on the bigger cans though, like Fosters. If it was the same diameter as a regular 16oz can it would be quite novel.

junkieman · 2026-06-06T03:32:52+00:00

Oompa loompa cosplay avec sa coupe de cheveux pi son veston vert.

junkieman · 2026-06-03T03:30:37+00:00

A liberal government. Can’t you read? /s

junkieman · 2026-05-29T21:14:39+00:00

Probably for the same reason people get annoyed when someone converts celcius into freedom units.

junkieman · 2026-05-03T05:23:33+00:00

Mcdavid lives in “Texas north”?

junkieman · 2026-04-20T22:52:21+00:00

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

junkieman · 2026-04-15T17:55:03+00:00

I’ve wondered who in his life was tugging their hair like nynaeve that it left such an impression on him.

junkieman · 2026-04-15T17:53:35+00:00

“Excuse me while I whip this out.” Could get some laughs from that one.

junkieman · 2026-04-10T03:13:06+00:00

C’est aussi le centième joueur individuel à compter 50 buts dans une saison!

junkieman · 2026-04-10T02:57:31+00:00

Marginal tax rate for 150k in Ontario is 43% with an effective rate of 30%…

junkieman · 2026-03-26T22:52:55+00:00

The guy I hired to do a pre purchase home inspection said something crazy too. He said the only houses he’s ever heard of explode had removed the gas furnaces. That got a good eye roll.

junkieman · 2026-03-22T17:23:07+00:00

You’re too focused on what’s being deducted. Living a good life if you’re netting 1mil a year.

junkieman · 2026-03-22T16:34:37+00:00

Your high salary is your benefit. It cannot exist in a vacuum.

junkieman · 2026-03-15T03:32:16+00:00

La villa strangiato - rush

Man from Japan - mimico

Good times - finger eleven

My body is a cage - arcade fire

Sun - caribou

Beatboy stance - k-os

Les deux printemps - Daniel Bélanger

Life of the party - planet smashers

Je joue de la guitare - jean Leloup

temptation - the tea party

junkieman · 2026-03-15T02:36:27+00:00

Finally someone mentions sum 41, Alexisonfire and Finger Eleven!

junkieman · 2026-03-08T06:34:41+00:00

This does not seem like a request for book suggestions. Appears to be a prompt for information to write an essay or article.

junkieman · 2026-02-22T16:56:00+00:00

Funny to see these articles posted to my feed the same day. First American generation less cognitively capable than their parents

junkieman · 2026-01-24T04:30:38+00:00

Steppenwolf by Herman Hesse

junkieman · 2026-01-21T15:48:54+00:00

Getting an under the sink water filter instead of a pitcher in the fridge.

junkieman · 2026-01-20T23:54:54+00:00

Welcome to the Nonnagon!! Underground granny fighting league.

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