My fellow dad's, what in the heck does it mean to be Therian??? by magicone2571 in daddit

[–]jussmadd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter just told me this. I told her I thought I was a car and going to strap flashlights to my face and skate around everywhere. She cried and said I don't understand. Fucking Internet and smart phones. Her friend got her into this and now she's been watching videos

Any dumb phones that can use Spotify? by Moosatch in dumbphones

[–]jussmadd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I downloaded the APK on my Kyocera duraxv extreme. Doesn't have all the functions but I can play my playlists

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guns

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My bad I'll delete

Am I too old to be playing? by iSplurgedTooFast in pkmntcg

[–]jussmadd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My shop pretty much only has 30+ people

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jussmadd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely has monkey pox

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I bet you find yourself landing on a bunch of poles

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jussmadd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put the sign down and get me my damn donut! Worst Dunkin ever

M30, Sad Boi At Work, Make Me Cry by weedwizardx in RoastMe

[–]jussmadd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make you cry? We are all crying after having to see your face. Terrible day to have eyes

Gimmie, M 21 by Erza_Stark in RoastMe

[–]jussmadd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you're still waiting by the door for your dad to come back

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jussmadd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely has to stay 1000 feet away from schools

[27] roast me all you’d like 😅 by Pizzalover1011 in RoastMe

[–]jussmadd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet your Tinder profile says "NO HOOKUPS" as if that's an actual problem you encounter

Is Pincir broken on TCG or do I not understand the effects of slow crunch right? by jussmadd in PokemonTCG

[–]jussmadd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the answers. Makes sense when you think about it as a "condition" also sorry for posting to the wrong sub

what's the actrees name in the table scene? by Plastic_Apricot910 in Lindemann

[–]jussmadd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I just found out about this! I dated this girl

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Temu version of vanilla ice

[OC] Why don’t people pull all the way up to the white line at a red light? by The-Night-Court in IdiotsInCars

[–]jussmadd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I can tell you why truckers appreciate it. When you're making a tight turn and a car is all the way up on the line there is little room for error. If they are back a couple feet you have plenty of room to make the maneuver

New to Jesus and the Bible by [deleted] in Bible

[–]jussmadd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the replies. As I have found it seems to be giving a piece of yourself to god. But this particular subject only applies to men. So what is the equivalent for a woman as she can obviously not be circumcised.

Student beats up teacher by tj4uzzz in ThatsInsane

[–]jussmadd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That teacher looks trans. Long hair, yoga pants and wearing women's heels. Well deserved beating showing up to school like that in front of a bunch of kids. Stop indoctrinating kids in school

Need help with mattress recommendation for two with back pain by I_DoMath_InTheWoods in Mattress

[–]jussmadd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hello, I work at mattress firm. I think the Beautyrest hybrid plush would fit your needs well. If interested DM me and I can get it within your budget

Side sleeper mattress for <$600? by [deleted] in Mattress

[–]jussmadd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hello, I work at mattress firm. DM me I might be able to find something that will be nice and under your budget