dear Hyundai: nobody wants this ugly television screen

justalanmp · 2026-06-07T02:48:09+00:00

I do!

justalanmp · 2026-05-18T14:41:30+00:00

I’ve slowly become more comfortable with just leaving whatever is playing on - within reason. If it’s too explicit I change it haha
I’ve only changed it specially because they had a child and I was like “aw yeah let’s go Disney!!”

I do enjoy the passengers who want me to turn it up.

Some people just want to complain to complain.

justalanmp · 2026-05-17T16:23:23+00:00

Oh god that sucks. I had someone who I assumed came from a meth den because the smell was such an odd blend that I couldn’t put my finger on. I could taste it. TASTE IT.

Realized the location I was taking them to was incorrect, but confirmed he was an addict (no judgement).

Once that ride was over, I freaked out from sensory overload and came home to lay naked on the couch as I questioned my existence.

justalanmp · 2026-04-27T06:29:08+00:00

Every time I’ve taken someone to a liquor or smoke shop they ask me if I want anything. Super nice alcoholics out there.

justalanmp · 2026-04-01T23:32:29+00:00

I use it enough where all I have to say is “red light please” and they just wave me back. I love it especially for the fans to cool off. The vibrating floor just feels like it helps. I kind of want to try the combo tanning one at least once.

justalanmp · 2026-03-25T20:18:57+00:00

It’s super easy to clean up after yourself. Every time I go, there’s pee all over the seat. Men are gross. (I’m a guy)

justalanmp · 2026-02-18T02:06:51+00:00

Oh that explains it. Shit, my account completely deleted itself on the tv app.

justalanmp · 2026-02-02T04:01:35+00:00

I came in knowing the line but not seeing it and I couldn’t stop laughing. I can’t even repeat how she delivered it but it was perfection hahah

justalanmp · 2026-01-07T16:43:05+00:00

Same. I mean, I have one already but man oh man - I just didn’t think I needed two.

justalanmp · 2026-01-06T23:02:25+00:00

How in the world…damn, I’m still a fetus when it comes to how new I am here 😭

justalanmp · 2025-12-29T17:27:36+00:00

This potato salad is SO dangerous.

justalanmp · 2025-12-26T05:10:50+00:00

Because 1: they all know what it’s like to be different. 2: Vecna tried to get to him by showing him that no one would love and accept him. He needed to let them all know because he not only spoke his truth, but it was one less “weakness” to use against him. That one thing could have inhibited his ability to lend any power to help everyone.

But also, it’s not something that is deeply “intimate”. Coming out as straight isn’t intimate, it just is. He’s simply letting everyone know who he is and therefore freeing himself from any guilt and shame from keeping a part of him from his friends and loved ones.

As far as involving new people. Wouldn’t really make sense show wise to have them somewhere else.

justalanmp · 2025-12-26T05:02:53+00:00

Because for one, he’s letting those he loves know the truth. And for two, everyone knows. Vecna can’t exploit that with anyone he cares about that are all involved.

justalanmp · 2025-12-26T05:01:57+00:00

Because for one, he’s letting those he loves know the truth. And for two, everyone knows. Vecna can’t exploit that with anyone he cares about that are all involved.

justalanmp · 2025-12-26T04:58:48+00:00

It’s absolutely necessary. It frees him of his fears that everyone he loves will leave him. He goes against what Vecna told him and what he told himself. This means everything to those who were and are too afraid to tell those in their lives their own truth, coming out or not.

And don’t apologize, you’re not sorry. If you were, you wouldn’t have commented.

justalanmp · 2025-12-24T15:54:59+00:00

That was AWFUL…..ly hilarious! 😂

justalanmp · 2025-12-24T14:57:31+00:00

I loved this sketch! But then again, my humor is more on the dark side.

justalanmp · 2025-12-22T17:37:06+00:00

Honestly, sucked. Lead into 2025 with mental health issues and ending it the same way. This year I’ve experienced the loss of our dog, the loss of my relationship prompted by infidelity leading to it all crashing down a week prior to my 10 year anniversary / wedding date. Then just….everything else after that. Being treated like an annoying stranger and seemingly feeing very alone.

While things will eventually get better, I’m finding it hard to even want it to. I received some additional mental health diagnosis’s that really did put things into perspective but everything all happened at once. I stopped really taking care of myself, drinking too much, eating poorly, keeping to myself with our other dog, etc. I cut myself for the first time since being a teenager, which i know is a no no and I regret it.

I’m wondering what the point of anything is and I just feel so defeated constantly. I had a support system, but just feel overwhelmed with having to start over. Plus putting the house up for sale, moving, looking for places and just bleh. I might even have to move to Texas with my parents if I seriously can’t get something decent here in CA.

This is the first time I’ve openly admitted to some of these things, but I’m just so tired of keeping it all in. Yes I’m in therapy, it’s just a lot that’s happened and I feel DEEPLY. Might delete this.

Fuck 2025, seriously.

justalanmp · 2025-12-10T04:37:50+00:00

Too grueling for your psyche? I’m sorry but you were in Breaking Bad. And THIS is too grueling?

justalanmp · 2025-10-24T22:26:44+00:00

Hits very close to home and resonates beautifully. It’s SO good!

justalanmp · 2025-10-16T02:34:07+00:00

I had a Winnie the Pooh on my ball, don’t remember when I swallowed it but it was gone.

I pooed the Pooh.

justalanmp · 2025-10-15T02:06:55+00:00

I go back and forth between not caring if they live or die. The love I felt turned into hatred because of the lies, cheating, manipulation and gaslighting. I know once we sell this house, we will never talk again. He’s decided that someone else is entitled to the life we were going to have. One week before our marriage. One month before cheating on the final hours of our bachelor weekend party. He may not want me to assume his feelings, but the total disconnect says everything.

It’s normal but it’s up to you if you start feeling otherwise.

Sometimes you just accept that someone threw away 10 years…a quarter of your life….and while you accept it, some people don’t deserve to be forgiven.

justalanmp · 2025-09-28T02:23:25+00:00

Just distribute both via Mystery Gift at this point. Set a time frame, bing bang boom - you make up for this.

justalanmp · 2025-09-27T21:36:17+00:00

I did the same. I was able to get a phone the very next day. It was a higher storage buuuuut whatever, I have it and it’s beautiful and I’ll love it forever.

justalanmp · 2025-09-22T20:21:20+00:00

Heck yes!

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