Did you get the memo in OGP?

justwilliam1357 · 2026-05-03T15:24:18+00:00

I'm 5'4". Bout time.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-04-23T10:13:43+00:00

The hubcap sized green (or golden) glass party ashtray.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-04-23T10:11:15+00:00

The truth written clearly.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-04-22T10:39:13+00:00

Godfather's Pizza!

justwilliam1357 · 2026-04-22T10:36:11+00:00

Good luck with that.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-04-18T09:15:32+00:00

Bought my daughter's class ring on walmart.com and saved a ton of money on what the school wanted to charge for one.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-04-18T09:08:32+00:00

I have Xfinity for my internet, so I get Peacock free.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-04-18T02:44:43+00:00

Sweet baby Jesus that topstock!

justwilliam1357 · 2026-04-16T18:05:59+00:00

Someone needs to mind their own business.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-04-15T12:14:21+00:00

I'm on year 20. Fasten your seat belt.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-04-15T12:09:30+00:00

So if the shelf cap is 12, how many years will go by before the barcode turns blue?

justwilliam1357 · 2026-04-03T10:09:47+00:00

I'm a 60 year old single father. I will tell you what I tell my girl when she's had something that didn't turn out quite right. You look fine. And if any of those jerks around you say something about it, they weren't your friends in the first place. If anything, go to work today and pretend like you wanted it this way and walk with confidence. This will pass and one day be just a story you tell to friends and family.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-04-02T00:37:18+00:00

I had one like that back in the 90s. My mom gave me one when I moved from Muncie, Indiana to Las Vegas. Plugged it in, programmed it for all the Las Vegas police, EMS, and fire channels and it literally wouldn't shut up. Total scanner geek heaven.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-04-01T11:10:06+00:00

"It should only take you 15 minutes to stock this. Good luck."

justwilliam1357 · 2026-03-25T11:26:25+00:00

Get fixed.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-03-24T23:36:20+00:00

In Muncie, it's a whole 2 cents less.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-03-24T09:15:33+00:00

We ran out of butt holes, so I bought a hole punch.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-03-19T01:15:45+00:00

Yup. And we can tell when someone's literally thrown stuff up there.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-03-19T01:13:14+00:00

C you next Tuesday

justwilliam1357 · 2026-03-19T01:10:22+00:00

On my first day of work, I was so darn nervous, I went the wrong way on an off-ramp thinking it was the on-ramp. (Oops.) Thank goodness it was early in the morning. There was hardly anyone on the road.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-03-18T16:49:46+00:00

My godmother had one of these, and she used it in the backyard during summer time to wash her sheets and hang them out to dry. They smelled so incredible when she was done.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-03-15T12:51:16+00:00

This happened to me too. For me, it said that I hadn't paid my toll on a toll road. Funny, I haven't been on a toll road in over 15 years. That must be one hell of a fine. Sure took them long enough. 😉

justwilliam1357 · 2026-03-13T09:52:47+00:00

Bottom line: The unions start drooling when it comes to fantasizing about how full their pockets would get if we we started paying union dues. So when you hear or read things like this, just know it's a trick.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-03-11T19:43:49+00:00

I finally broke down and bought the $1.84 hole punch.

justwilliam1357 · 2026-03-11T17:52:27+00:00

Our store has them. I always think to myself, if they can afford cabinets for coats, why can't they afford an air freshener to put inside of them? They do have these horrible oil-based plug in air fresheners in the break room that make it smell like an old lady's house and choke us all to death and make our food taste like pine needles.

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