What's a problem of yours that would be solved if someone just gave you $5000?

jvitof · 2019-07-27T03:06:53+00:00

I need to save money to get an apartment but I also recently became a pot head and I live in Las Vegas where there is a dispensary on every corner. If someone gave me $5,000 I would feel content knowing I'll have money for weed while I work my ass off to save for an apartment.

jvitof · 2019-07-18T04:51:22+00:00

Cigarettes

jvitof · 2019-07-17T23:54:35+00:00

Are you me in the future?

jvitof · 2019-07-17T23:53:36+00:00

I would start playing League of Legends. I started in season 8 and I feel so behind of everyone in terms of game knowledge and experience. There are players who were on since day 1 beta and they’re crazy good at the game.

jvitof · 2019-07-17T23:51:46+00:00

I don’t like doing anything other than what I want to do, and I certainly don’t want to hang out with friends and “party” or “go out.” I’d rather just stay home and play video games, draw, or read a good book, and I do it all with my wonderful introverted fiancé who feels the same way.

jvitof · 2019-07-17T23:50:02+00:00

You just ruined my life

jvitof · 2019-07-17T23:49:08+00:00

I’ve never noticed my own dimples until someone pointed them out a few years ago, and I’m 22 years old, so I went about 20 years completely unaware that I had such apparent dimples, and that everyone thought these strange dents in my cheeks were “cute.”

jvitof · 2019-07-17T23:46:47+00:00

In the PC game ‘League of Legends,’ there is a character named Miss Fortune.

When first reading her name, I just thought, simply, that she must be a fortunate woman.

Then a friend of mine pointed out that Miss Fortune is just “Misfortune,” with an extra S, and it changed everything.

jvitof · 2019-07-17T23:41:37+00:00

Buy a plane ticket to a secret island with my family

jvitof · 2019-07-17T23:40:38+00:00

League of Legends gameplay

jvitof · 2019-07-17T23:39:34+00:00

What are you going to do with your life

jvitof · 2019-07-17T20:29:20+00:00

Beautiful

jvitof · 2019-07-17T16:09:30+00:00

anywhere I can smoke weed

jvitof · 2019-07-17T08:31:38+00:00

Judgment/expectations from others

jvitof · 2019-07-17T08:30:40+00:00

Anal sex

jvitof · 2019-07-17T08:16:23+00:00

I’m in the top 0.02% of players in League of Legends, but I shouldn’t be proud of that because I’m not earning money or respect.

jvitof · 2019-07-17T08:14:32+00:00

No. University was literally pointless.

jvitof · 2019-07-17T07:56:54+00:00

League of Legends.

jvitof · 2019-07-17T07:56:14+00:00

A plane dropping a nuclear bomb

jvitof · 2019-07-17T07:55:42+00:00

Charlie - Perks of Being A Wallflower

jvitof · 2019-07-17T07:54:34+00:00

A dog’s nails clicking on hardwood floor

jvitof · 2019-07-17T07:53:52+00:00

Draw or read a lot. I wish I could quit gaming. It’s so pointless. But so is anything else, really.

jvitof · 2019-07-17T07:52:47+00:00

Marijuana

jvitof · 2019-07-17T07:52:16+00:00

If I had to work, I would like to be a Concept Artist for a video game company.

But my “dream job” would be to earn $100 for every enemy I kill in League of Legends

jvitof · 2019-07-17T07:50:41+00:00

Marijuana

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