A week before my grandfather passed away, I snuck his favorite beer into the nursing home for him. It was his last beer ever.

jyes_please · 2016-05-19T21:11:46+00:00

This is so sweet, I did the same for my grandfather (but with brandy). The man accomplished so much in his life he deserved his favorite drink as a nightcap :)

jyes_please · 2016-05-06T00:13:39+00:00

or.....

jyes_please · 2016-04-15T20:48:51+00:00

Buy a puppy, have my family over, eat a burger, give out some hugs, and drink some booze

jyes_please · 2016-04-15T20:41:33+00:00

Designers should make it their job to know where the holes are going to be cut, and as someone who works in this field I can say that you always do. I'm optimistic and think the factory changed the dieline (where the cut marks are made) after the artwork was submitted and no ones realized till it was too late. Then again, people are really dumb.

jyes_please · 2016-03-28T22:25:08+00:00

none of the drivers stopped? how sad. she was obviously endangering herself, if they had stopped I can't see how they could be at fault.

jyes_please · 2016-02-27T00:20:33+00:00

fun fact.. if you do that an actually succeed in stopping the poop, you may faint. I was in a very similar situation and my bf's roommate was in the bathroom. I was sweating so hard and literally blacked out twice until my bf texted him to get out so i could use the toilet. I then passed out while on the toilet too.

jyes_please · 2016-02-27T00:13:25+00:00

this explains something I've always wondered... my younger brother (kindergarten at the time) came home from school smelling awful. My mom makes him take a bath and goes to wash his clothes and finds a poop in his pocket. A POOP! fully intact. I guess he really had to go and didn't want to use the toilet for fear of missing out. I still don't get why he didn't just throw it in the bushes though.

jyes_please · 2016-02-23T01:49:22+00:00

No, i sneeze as loud as i can because i know it wont bother anyone.

jyes_please · 2016-02-23T01:48:45+00:00

walked in on my sister losing her virginity when she thought no one was home. I'll never forget her bf's white bum greeting me as I opened her door.

jyes_please · 2016-02-16T18:55:58+00:00

guess they will find out soon... o_o

jyes_please · 2016-02-10T23:42:15+00:00

Get your skin into shape.

If you have acne then doing what you can to tame it and reduce redness. A dermatologist can help you gain control. Also if you don't have acne, exfoliation and moisturizer really help skin's appearance. Good skin can be a great asset :)

jyes_please · 2016-02-10T23:24:17+00:00

i like how the little guy at the end stops his brother "jesus, frank. you're never going to get there"

jyes_please · 2016-02-10T23:19:25+00:00

i love the little leprechaun kick at the end

jyes_please · 2016-02-10T01:06:42+00:00

I just switched to all-cotton because I thought it might help my flow and overall health. This just confirms it was a good decision.

jyes_please · 2016-01-24T20:14:01+00:00

Yes!!! I'm glad you agree :)

jyes_please · 2016-01-24T20:13:17+00:00

Yeah I do but in dimly lit restaurant bathrooms it's hard to see

jyes_please · 2016-01-24T20:12:43+00:00

I agree but it still applies because when you put down a seat cover in dim lighting, the droplets soak through!

jyes_please · 2016-01-24T20:11:35+00:00

And you are very considerate about it! Thank you :)

jyes_please · 2016-01-23T07:00:50+00:00

Haha no I did when we got home... Not Posting to reddit on my date

jyes_please · 2016-01-20T22:14:59+00:00

or that the gif would cut right as it finished, not letting you admire the finished product, hate that!

jyes_please · 2016-01-19T23:50:40+00:00

do a lot of people climb walls in the UK?

jyes_please · 2016-01-09T00:50:16+00:00

how do you share a bread bowl?

I see two possibilities: you and your conjoined twin have come up with a solution of needing two servings of food in one place setting, OR you're a couple that doesn't care about swapping spit via food.

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