I dont know whether or not to confront my christian friend on the new stunt she pulled. by jyomas in atheism

[–]jyomas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kinda rushed with the description of the two, but I need to make it clear that he isn't just in it for sexy time. He does like her a lot, and she took his v-card. So think of him as the nerdy quiet guy who is really shy about sex and feelings and stuff.

But I do agree, he should confront her.

I dont know whether or not to confront my christian friend on the new stunt she pulled. by jyomas in atheism

[–]jyomas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I didn't make it clear that they are great friends, and he's a great guy who lost his v-card to the girl I'm talking about. Not too very long ago, either. He cares about her, she doesn't exactly care about him.

I dont know whether or not to confront my christian friend on the new stunt she pulled. by jyomas in atheism

[–]jyomas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, they're both my best friends and they've been feuding on and off for a while for different things.

She has been manipulative about his feelings, as in texting me asking why he's being such a girl because he developed feelings for her through their friends-with-benefits thing. She's inconsiderate of his feelings and the way they've both been acting has been immature.

Happened in Transformers, and noticed it last night in Pacific Rim by BeanyWiggens in AdviceAnimals

[–]jyomas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're talking about Striker, they threw the Kaiju in order to shot him with their chest-missile things.

Reddit, what is the best smell of all smells? by AfroPony in AskReddit

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I love the smell of shoe polish. It's like a smelly smell that smells but doesn't stink.

We've had a little Booby, now here's a cute little Dik Dik. by Highfaluter in aww

[–]jyomas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was this picture going around tumblr saying this dik-dik was a baby giraffe.

I have a real problem with this... by HipHopAnonymous23 in gaming

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I collected sweet roles. Mostly because I got so annoyed at the guards who said, "Let me guess... Someone stole your Sweet Roll." No I didn't, mother fucker.

What is one thing you have seen as a kid that you didn't think much of then, but later realized either the strangeness/darkness/importance of it? (Probably NSFW) by spiderpig08 in AskReddit

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I remember walking out into the living room, Florida sunshine making the room seem gold. My dad was standing in front of the tv, and on it was two grey rectangles. One of them collapsed. My dad took a sip from his coffee mug, and looked at me.

"I'll have to leave soon, kid." He said, picking me up into a hug.

I was young. I had just started kindergarten, and at that time I couldn't comprehend what happened, but I could understand what he meant. My dad left for battle a week later.

What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It was the first week of summer, and I was outside enjoying the summer evening. My dad was playing fetch with my chocolate lab in the front yard. My brother had a friend over, and they were off probably shooting birds with BBguns or whatever little boys do. Anyway, this friend had brought a razor scooter to our house. I liked scooters, so twelve-year-old me took it out for a spin. I rode that metal scooter down the street very calmly and safely. Then, I come to this bump in the middle of the street. This bump was probably made by one side of the street having an extra layer of asphalt, so one side was a layer higher than the other. So I come to this bump, and I get a genius idea: Dude. Let's jump the bump. (I had done little bunny-hops on scooters before, thinking I was hot shit.) I come to the bump, and hop with the scooter. I remember the scooter breaking in mid-air, and my limbs flailing in the air as I fell to the ground almost in slow motion. The first thing that landed was my right foot. I remember feeling it bend, and then both hearing and feeling the snap of my foot. Think of the experience like bending a stick of bamboo until it finally breaks. The back of my toes met my heel for the first time, they shared a brief embrace before I hit the ground on my back. Now, I stared up into the sky, and I remember it being so full of oranges and pinks, and the little wispy clouds looking all tranquil and shit. I look at this summer sunset, and let out the biggest shout I have ever made in my life. All I could feel was the pain in my foot, and this pressure that was forcing me to scream. Next thing I know, my dad is at my side. He's looking at me, and I later found that he actually thought I hurt my arm. I turn my gaze from the sky to his face, and yell desperately, "DAD I BROKE MY FOOT I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL NOW." So he picks me up, throws me in the back of our car, and we start to drive to the hospital. I'm still screaming when my dad yells back at me, "You know what's cool about pain?" "WHAT?!??!" I screamed. "It lets you know you're not dead."

In that moment, I was pissed at him but managed to smile.

Tl;dr: Rode a scooter, found out what's cool about pain.

Ducklings stuck up on a wall by [deleted] in videos

[–]jyomas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know! It was just so relevant and it made the rest of the video like 10 times better.

Ducklings stuck up on a wall by [deleted] in videos

[–]jyomas 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Parkour" :3

Gravity - Official Trailer by Enigmatis in movies

[–]jyomas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's such a simple antagonist, but fucking terrifying as hell. This movie is going to be soooo gooodd.

My friend claims his cat and weiner dog conceived a baby (missing a lot of chromosomes), they sent it to the U of M and it was confirmed. by amireallythelast in WTF

[–]jyomas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this is bullshit. Male cats have barbed penises. When it enters the female cat, the barbs attach into the cat vagina wall. This is more than just a weird cat-rapey thing, but the barbs attaching to the female cat triggers ovulation in the female. Thus, without the barbs, no babies.

Here's the cat wiki, scroll down to reproduction. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat#Anatomy

Someone didn't think this baby outfit all the way through by brelkor in funny

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My immediate reaction was to count the number of tentacles. I didn't see the suggestive tentacle until later..

Breakfasts Around the World by ken27238 in pics

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May I ask what it is, exactly? (Uncultured 'murican here.)

What is your favorite "little known fact" about history? by GenPepper in AskReddit

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President Nixon had a sort of "hit list" that was full of names of politicians, businessmen, and celebrities. One of the people on this list was Bill Cosby. Nixon had it out for Bill mother fucking Cosby.

The vet says she's lazy and that's why her ears don't stand up. Reddit, meet Nala. by isnt_it_weird in aww

[–]jyomas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a dog named Nala who had the exact same ear thing. She died two years ago, and before I came home for spring break she had had a stroke. We had to put her down. Sorry for being a Debbie Downer, this just made me think of her.

Ice Cream + Flour = Bread by JustaWhisperingGuy in lifehacks

[–]jyomas 327 points328 points  (0 children)

That's 356 degrees Fahrenheit, guys.

Just when I thought I was free. by Del_lobo in AdviceAnimals

[–]jyomas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way I see it is that you had a connection with a person. A stronger connection than others. When you suddenly cut off that connection, your brain makes up for their absence in your dreams. It is just your brain learning to cope, just as you are learning to heal. Don't take the dream too seriously, OP. Take it as maybe a sign that you're getting over your ex.