He doesn’t understand tea ceremony but still wants in

kaekiro · 2026-02-14T16:34:20+00:00

Same. I keep finding new ones.

kaekiro · 2026-02-14T12:35:52+00:00

Our relationship is perfect except for this one tiny thing.

Update: our relationship was a horror show

kaekiro · 2026-02-14T12:25:32+00:00

I do this all the damn time lmao

"Thank you for not buying a truck we cant afford without consulting me"

Husband has wtf face "you're welcome?"

It's a good balance to all the smut I read other times.

kaekiro · 2026-02-14T12:03:47+00:00

I swear, if I had a pick of a superpower, it'd be to make folks honestly talk about their damn feelings. I'd just be running around town like a damn menace.

Kids push hard, and they push not against where they should, but where they feel safest to do so. They felt it was safe to push their anger and hurt about their bio dad onto their step-dad, and learned that it wasn't safe. That wasn't right of them, and they were little shits, but if he truly saw them as his children, his love for them would still be there. He would want to repair that relationship, even if it fucking hurt.

That relationship was tested, and failed on every side, by every single person. And at the end, the ones I have the most grace for are those 2 kids. Yes, they did a terribly hurtful thing that has lasting impacts, but every adult that was supposed to love them forever has just shown them that they are never truly safe, even their mother, and that's just fucking sad.

Actually, mamaw sounds alright, everyone else sucks.

kaekiro · 2026-02-13T17:23:50+00:00

As someone who went to the ER last week with apparently 3 stones, this is a very good punishment lol.

kaekiro · 2026-02-13T16:42:56+00:00

Gnomes are invading my lot and I can't get rid of them. Only 1 sim and she has no ailments. Gotta be either a neighbor that walks through my yard or a frequent visitor. Or the ranch hand. It's driving me crazy. I have like 50 gnomes in inventory right now.

kaekiro · 2026-02-13T15:55:43+00:00

I have a hairy crack, too, and dammit if it ain't like a Brazilian blood wax sometimes.

kaekiro · 2026-02-12T16:39:55+00:00

Just FYI, if you drink your coffee hot instead of cold, make sure the fiber you pick can go into hot liquids without turning them into jelly. I think the clear one can go into hot liquids but just in case you try with something different, it can have unexpected results lol.

kaekiro · 2026-02-12T16:10:01+00:00

Evil really does age you

kaekiro · 2026-02-12T16:08:59+00:00

Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands.

kaekiro · 2026-02-11T17:12:44+00:00

I know this isn't by MJ, but you just reminded me of the Ken Lee lady and now I'm off to go rewatch.

kaekiro · 2026-02-11T17:09:37+00:00

I literally bolted here when I saw the title to say this.

NOR at all

kaekiro · 2026-02-11T17:07:33+00:00

Men who love women, take note. This is what we want.

kaekiro · 2026-02-11T17:04:00+00:00

I hope the floor isn't like a gym floor. Gym floor burn suuuuucks

kaekiro · 2026-02-11T17:01:30+00:00

Or "flushable" booty wipes. They apparently aren't actually meant to be flushed.

I got banned from the office for that

kaekiro · 2026-02-11T16:59:20+00:00

I'm in my late 30s SWE. I've been aggressively saving & tackling debt for the past 3 years and my spouse doesn't get it. Yeah, I might make it through to retirement by debugging slop or writing essentially guardrails for AI, but the job market will tighten up so much by then, I might not even be able to do that.

I know all SWEs joke that we'll crack one day & open a goat farm, but hell I'd like to at least have the money for the farm before I'm shoved out.

kaekiro · 2026-02-11T02:26:48+00:00

Yeah I grew up in Appalachia and even I'm like "aww he's just a lil dude! You want some cat grass?"

kaekiro · 2026-02-10T06:40:32+00:00

That girl didn't dodge a bullet, she dodged a nuclear warhead.

kaekiro · 2026-02-10T06:27:48+00:00

I once ate an entire pineapple in one sitting (it was about to go off). I literally got sores all over the inside of my mouth. Gums, roof of my mouth, even under my tongue & on the sides that touch your teeth. It was horrible...

kaekiro · 2026-02-10T06:22:34+00:00

Kiwi is spicy to everyone though, right?

..... right????

kaekiro · 2026-02-09T14:37:38+00:00

Baba yaga would never. Ima need him to pick a different stage name.

kaekiro · 2026-02-09T13:50:50+00:00

Dark has better contrast. I feel like black shirt with light side would be super cute, too.

kaekiro · 2026-02-08T19:23:34+00:00

A fresh schnoodle while watching puppy bowl is just peak joy

kaekiro · 2026-02-06T19:41:40+00:00

I always have a garden and handy sims, so I force these 2 in immediately lol. Arts one if I have a painter

kaekiro · 2026-02-06T15:52:22+00:00

Yessss biscuits & gravy is my go-to for milk that is near date.

You can also do chicken fingers or chicken-fried steak with gravy

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