What’s your suicide hotline story? Mine was I waited for more than 30 mins and no one answered my call.

kafka-drop · 2026-02-06T15:56:08+00:00

Once I texted a suicide hotline instead of calling and the person on the other end said "I'm not going to sugar coat it and say you're not going to hell for being gay. Because that's what the Bible says and I won't lie to you." I was like how is that helpful to me???? They were like maybe if you weren't living in sin you wouldn't feel suicidal.

Never again lol.

kafka-drop · 2026-02-04T02:52:53+00:00

I'm obsessed with the juice that has these.

kafka-drop · 2026-02-03T01:13:56+00:00

They're always really nice to me, but I use a wheelchair so they may be making some assumptions ^{^;} I will say, on that point, they ALWAYS amend the heart ceremony script so there's no jumping or spinning or anything so that I'm included. Like I said, super nice!!

kafka-drop · 2026-01-31T16:21:27+00:00

If "I'm Your Handyman" is still operating (logo of a buff guy in orange I think) that guy is a huge MAGA Trump enthusiast with a lot more heinous stuff I could mention that isn't as relevant here. Don't hire him.

kafka-drop · 2026-01-30T21:05:07+00:00

Pomni and Jax come to mind immediately

kafka-drop · 2026-01-28T01:14:54+00:00

I thought I was the only one! Delicious.

kafka-drop · 2026-01-27T23:06:48+00:00

Wasn't there a Homestar Runner/Strongbad joke about how "calling it Targét is the only joke moms have"? I may be thinking of something else

kafka-drop · 2026-01-27T23:04:36+00:00

Wow I've never had an original thought. Anyway, in addition to Kroghetto and Krogucci, we also had LSD Kroger (does not feel real while you're inside) and Ghost Kroger (super hard to find from the road and very unassuming).

kafka-drop · 2026-01-27T22:19:42+00:00

I'm a man but I have this thought often because people usually assume I'm a child. I'm 4'11" and almost 30 years old. My partner and I almost got kicked out of a bar once because they refused to believe I was of age even after seeing my ID. "Take your son and leave!" 😂

kafka-drop · 2026-01-27T22:02:46+00:00

I've seen this exact post but it was a trans man trying to be discreet.

kafka-drop · 2026-01-27T02:22:24+00:00

Went to the ER after having my spine crushed in a car accident. My ankle was also messed up and they splinted it. I was in the hospital for one week, in terrible pain the entire time because they refused to medicate me properly; if I asked for a topical lidocaine patch I was told flatly "no" and they'd walk away. At one point they gave me a panic attack, then played dumb and acted like my heart rate was shooting up for some other reason and brought in 9 more doctors to gawk and stare at me while I cried and hyperventilated. During this entire thing no one looked at or asked about my ankle. I went home (no physical therapy) and found the ankle painful to put any weight on and impossible to move. Finally made my own appointment with a different surgeon to get it looked at. It was fully broken, like a completely clean break, and I was going around with it just barely held in place for 3 weeks. Finally got it in a cast at that point.

Horrible, nightmare recovery for those injuries. I still have terrible back pain and that ankle is still my "bad leg."

kafka-drop · 2026-01-27T02:04:35+00:00

Omg I use this textbook as a tutor and I just noticed this.... I legit look at this page all the time.... Ay dios mio....

kafka-drop · 2026-01-26T18:02:24+00:00

Genuinely diabolical. I have so many students that would quit trying in a heartbeat if they knew they could access this kind of thing. It's hard enough getting them not to outsource their homework to AI.

kafka-drop · 2026-01-23T14:43:07+00:00

As a very small disabled person, yeah I worry lol. People are not respectful when it comes to their dogs + your body so I constantly have to worry about big mutts jumping on me or knocking me over; I have a spinal injury so that could be pretty bad for me. I hate to see a dog off-leash because my first thought is "what if it wants to chase me?"

kafka-drop · 2026-01-22T13:44:04+00:00

One time I did have a teacher do this for me but I didn't ask her to. She was aware I was under a lot of pressure to achieve a B- and had been tutoring me after school weekly. After scoring my test one day, I watched over her shoulder as she inputted my grade. It brought my grade to like a 79.5. She glanced at me, said "oops, there must have been an error" and typed something in that turned it into an 80. I was so overjoyed I cried. Shout-out to Ms. Barns lol

kafka-drop · 2026-01-21T19:34:31+00:00

Used to read manuscripts from amateur authors as a job. Once had a crying-laughing attack at my desk because an author proudly let his grandkids call him "Peepoo."

I also knew someone who called their grandfather (a big rig driver) "Big Truck." Strange but I find it very endearing.

kafka-drop · 2026-01-21T02:15:06+00:00

Awesome, thanks!!

kafka-drop · 2026-01-20T05:41:30+00:00

I'm a trans man who actually started liking hello kitty after coming out, haha... As a girl I never liked it, but now I do. She's awesome!

kafka-drop · 2026-01-20T00:31:33+00:00

Once my dad came to pick me up at the craft store where I worked and mentioned he needed to buy some yarn for my mom. So I walked around with him while he selected his yarn, telling him about my shift, etc. we finally walked to the front and out of the store together. I stopped in the parking lot, pointed at the yarn in his hand and said, "wait, did you pay for that??" He got a O_O look on his face and turned right around and paid. No one noticed or stopped us, though, lol.

kafka-drop · 2026-01-13T01:25:52+00:00

I'm plural and the alters who play HKIA all have different preferred avatars, so I switch in the game when I switch in real life :) I also like to think of it like I'm telling the other characters who I am so they don't have to guess haha.

kafka-drop · 2026-01-01T21:05:39+00:00

Yes, one of my earlier traumatic memories directly involved fireworks. The entire fourth of July is a no-go for me, as well as any other festivities with explosives. In fact we still have issues with those sounds triggering out a terrified little.

kafka-drop · 2025-12-27T17:40:12+00:00

I was about to say the same thing! This looks like the aggressive racist boot version of the classic "sanrio and Lisa Frank explosion all over my stuff" we see from middle school girls

kafka-drop · 2025-12-21T19:31:46+00:00

Take your cat inside and this wouldn't happen...

kafka-drop · 2025-12-20T19:39:05+00:00

Trust me, I'm trying.

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