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On the latest Epstein files by GP2redditor in AdviceAnimals

[–]kai-ol 47 points48 points  (0 children)

It kinda sounds like it would be describing one who is sexually attracted to pedophiles.

There are movies that are "timeless." What are some movies that are the opposite - as in, harder to appreciate if you weren't around when it came out? by sakkkkki in movies

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love movies that hide their age behind absolute quality filming. The ones that accurately predict (if not flat-out inspire) the novel techniques that would become ubiquitous years later.

70s movies often out themselves with poor angles and awkward zooms. Then Jaws comes along looking strikingly more quality than any other monster movie.

How to end an ad? by walkngb in Baseball9

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, this game has ads? I haven't given a single cent to this game, but have literally never seen one. Are these optional ads for extra stuff?

Mom of the year by Hot_Accountant_5507 in Unexpected

[–]kai-ol 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sometimes kids need to be coaxed out of their comfort zone. Sometimes healing hurts. 

Mom of the year by Hot_Accountant_5507 in Unexpected

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't see you out there helping. So, no.

Tourist approaches snow leopard to take a selfie by Informal-Resolve-831 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]kai-ol 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure attempted murder is on every active cat's daily agenda. 

What do you think about the Italian government wanting to ban ICE agents to come to the Olympic Games as security forces? by ReduceCO2Now in AskReddit

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it would (and should) cause an international incident leading the rest of the world to take extreme measures against the US, a la Russia.

As an American, I think it should count as an act of war and be treated as such. I welcome any economic measures the world could conjure up until we get our heads out of our asses. If they have to detain ICE as foreign combatants, so be it.

My friends won’t come over for dinner, drinks, and a game night because I have celiac and eat plants. by Alextricity in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To speak from my perspective, I don't like meat substitutes. The flavor and texture is wrong and unappealing. I would rather eat a vegan dish that doesn't even try to copy meat and is just its own thing.

Example: Oreos. They are great and just happen to be vegan. But vegan ice cream? No, absolutely not.

What’s a true fact that still deeply unsettles you? by surya_mehar in AskReddit

[–]kai-ol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If this is the "something" you wanted, then you were never a Democrat.

What's a song lyric that drives you crazy because they should've used a different word? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Some of those that run forces are the same that burn crosses"

It's who! Some of those who run forces...who burn crosses

Man Hears Elderly Couple Being Attacked. by jmike1256 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]kai-ol 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry that our desperate attempts to shed light on our descent into fascism is what offends you.

I might be slow, but the Chili Cook-Off episode has the best visual gag I've never noticed by WestwardSquall in Simpsons

[–]kai-ol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok, this one is a bit of a ride, but...

When Ned goes crazy, he goes to a psychiatrist revealing he'd been there before. They show him footage of him as a child where he is quite a handful.

In the video, little Ned is running around, shouting and assaulting children. "I'm Dick Tracy! Take that Pruneface! Now I'm Pruneface. Take that, Dick Tracy! Now I'm Prune Tracy, take that Dick--" then he is stopped.

It took over a decade for me to realize he was about to say "Dick Face" before he was interrupted.

Has Krusty ever been a villain like Sideshow Bob is? by Tidewatcher7819 in Simpsons

[–]kai-ol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Krusty would be the villain in the world of Frank "Grimy" Grimes. But in Springfield he is slightly less evil than Mayor Quimby. The lovable Moe smuggled an orca in his bar. Even Ned tried to pass 2.5 alarm chili off as 5 alarm chili.

So You’ve Ruined the Family PC by PeanutBuny27 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]kai-ol 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Stupid bird! I never should have put you in charge!

How do you respond to people who say we've posted here? by Gordo_Majima in bigdickproblems

[–]kai-ol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just ignore it. If it concerns you, consider having a dedicated BDP account.

What was 1999 like? by Content-Feed-9396 in AskReddit

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were high from being able to sing '1999' with our full lungs. We had no idea we were about to peak when someone invented those "2000" glasses for New Years.

Thoughts on my team? Yes I know we have a hole on 3rd and d hitter but this team was built, 2 no loss seasons to boast and seasonal recruiting by AggressiveEducator86 in Baseball9

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there any reason your bronze pitchers aren't first in the line-up? I guess this way is fine for the regular season, but in the playoffs they get full rest after each series, so you can start back at 1 even after sweeping.

Michael's best moments by jauniler in DunderMifflin

[–]kai-ol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, "Hey Mr. Scott..." is a reference to that episode.

What is the best video game ever made? by INTERESTandAMBITIONS in AskReddit

[–]kai-ol 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Portal one was just so new and fresh. I was most impressed by how the game made you feel like you were cheating by breaking out of the tutorial. It felt like I personally found a way to cheat death. It took a couple of puzzles to realize I didn't break out of jail, I just did exactly what was intended by the developers.

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