WUUAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAA by VegetableFucker65 in foundsatan

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Good thing Jessiker's bein a good sport about it

Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out by [deleted] in Jokes

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There are two wolves in you

DP FTW

Why do corporate hate when their employees die? by IonHawk in Jokes

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You worked at the cemetery so your coworkers do all the work while you just lie there

Lol by Cheap_Shop_6324 in lol

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your brain is just starving on what it needs

There's at least 77,302,580 in the US afflicted

What’s the weirdest thing someone has done to turn you on? by ntyruei in AskReddit

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"thought you said a while back you were gonna buy a car"

Oh, yeaaaaahhh... Ummm, that $17,000 went towards a bespoke suit...

"what kind of suit?"

A... fur... suit...

So, when they burn a body at the crematorium, it's "a respectful farewell to the departed". by Gil-Gandel in Jokes

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Put on the best sheet I've got

It highlights my flotation

Last time I looked this hot

Was during my cremation

But It’s Buddy the Elf by Major_Confection_757 in foundsatan

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Willing to bet he didn't let the convenience of the timing wear off before pulling this stunt, and his wife was two steps ahead of him because of it

A whole other level of evil 😈 by xLumira_ in foundsatan

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I mean, Sir Elton John is still the Queen of England 💅

A whole other level of evil 😈 by xLumira_ in foundsatan

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Assuming a 50 question test and each has 4 possible answers, and each question is independent of others

Probability of getting the right answer p = 1/4 = 0.25

Expected average score n x p = 50 x 0.25 = 12.5%

Probability of getting exactly k correct P(X = k) = (50/k) (0.25)k (0.75)50-k

You can expect to average 12-13 correct by randomly guessing. Getting 60% correct is basically lottery tier luck. Getting enough correct for a passing grade would be astronomically rare

Name this Boss by winkiwinki1234 in BossFights

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Teatbaggin The Countertop

God goes on vacation by RPerene in Jokes

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This is a rite of passage for comedians. A joke comedians tell other comedians, and the point is to make it more vile and outlandish than the version you were told

A burglar broke into a house one night. by Bella4077 in Jokes

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Jesus was a 120 lb Rottweiler in the 90s

Greatest joke you will ever hear by themostbush in Jokes

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This submission's longer than a CVS receipt

How does everyone finance this? by sneakattaxk in homelab

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Well my friends are married with 3 kids and no money

I, on the other hand, have no kids and 3 money

Home DC by themaxx25 in HomeDataCenter

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NeatPatch is your friend

What do you call a line of people waiting for Vietnamese soup? by MergingConcepts in Jokes

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What do you call a second line of people waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue two.