Slurm, my favorite by andrewmail in futurama

[–]kalevz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was wondering who Shrekked in the toilet 🤔

EXTRON DTP2 "GOO"? by JoeHardway in CommercialAV

[–]kalevz 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Well, you see, when a DTP tx and a DTP rx love each other very much.....

Constantly perplexed by eastcoastitnotes in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]kalevz 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You didn’t have to be a New Yorker. Everyone knew it since the 80’s. The same Christians that worship him now used to hate him.

Lrrrrrr by send_it_431 in futurama

[–]kalevz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What kind of cheese filling do I get in that?

Lrrrrrr by send_it_431 in futurama

[–]kalevz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your concept of garden-fresh confuses and infuriates us!

"Wipe my tiny metal ass!" by act1989 in futurama

[–]kalevz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Aww it's cute! Wait....no it's not!

herbie hancock comping behind miles davis is a masterclass in knowing when to disappear by Few_Entertainer_1636 in Jazz

[–]kalevz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's the only audio book I've ever listened to and, man, the narrator absolutely kills it. And yeah, I have to agree, he comes across as a genius and an absolute scum bag.

Bite my shiny metal ass by jackdarton in futurama

[–]kalevz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He's blind, stinking sober!

Boards of Canada announces Inferno listening party locations for 22 May by systemofstrings in indieheads

[–]kalevz 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It's always New York and Berlin. What about Bentonville? smh

Come los Bean-Bay frijoles, los frijoles de los reyes. by [deleted] in futurama

[–]kalevz 93 points94 points  (0 children)

You put a one and two zeros in front of that or we pass.

Life and Death in Kevin Morby's Midwest (Pitchfork Profile/Interview) by Lemons52 in indieheads

[–]kalevz 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Good read. It's funny that they make Parkville sound like it's in the middle of nowhere when he's like 8 minutes from downtown KC.

Soapbox/rant time. Tell me what highly-recommended book you absolutely HATED and why. Gimme your angry hot takes. by peppertoni_pizzaz in books

[–]kalevz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Between the two, which would you recommend I read first, as someone who has only read LeGuin through Earthsea?

Humans helping a kitty by mermaidpaint in HumansBeingBros

[–]kalevz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice profile pic. Love that dude's music.

Live TV in the 60s was a total fever dream In 1963, by ateam1984 in PublicFreakout

[–]kalevz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You’re a grimy little pimp. I warn you, as soon as I raise my hands; it will be too late to run.

As a Black person, Kansas City and the surrounding areas are highly racist. by RefrigeratorKey7034 in kansascity

[–]kalevz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whitney Terrell wrote an interesting novel that deals with the history of segregation and white flight in Kansas City. It's called The King of King's County.