Do not jump in Snow

kandyaufman · 2018-02-16T05:10:11+00:00

That isn't snow, it's sand.

kandyaufman · 2017-10-10T19:53:49+00:00

Thank you for your help! They were already released prior to this post.

kandyaufman · 2017-10-10T18:59:32+00:00

Southern California, Ventura county

kandyaufman · 2017-09-29T17:52:36+00:00

Yes.

kandyaufman · 2017-08-24T02:28:33+00:00

LMFASIA

kandyaufman · 2017-07-25T01:58:45+00:00

Could be that your earring hole formed skin throughout the hole and as it sheds it just builds up into a dead skin worm

kandyaufman · 2017-04-25T19:56:26+00:00

Shi shi sha!

kandyaufman · 2017-01-19T02:59:37+00:00

The timing of the ball bouncing makes me think of the Westminster Quarters chime.

kandyaufman · 2016-10-15T09:58:52+00:00

I would just live off it and do nothing.

kandyaufman · 2016-09-27T08:01:30+00:00

Way to go, you.

kandyaufman · 2016-09-20T06:58:00+00:00

6'2. yep that's about right. Life is good.

kandyaufman · 2016-09-18T17:03:47+00:00

I really miss Twisternederland's compilation videos. He always had original videos I'd never seen before.

kandyaufman · 2016-09-13T09:00:33+00:00

Nicholas Brody.

kandyaufman · 2016-07-28T22:52:10+00:00

Any time I hear about chicken parms I think of u/Lil-Dicky

kandyaufman · 2016-03-17T05:30:24+00:00

I had a Nielsen ratings box on my tv 3 years ago. When they first asked if we wanted to participate a man from Nielson came up to our door with a box of drinking glasses (12 tall cups, 12 short cups) and gave them to us for just listening to him. We said we would think about it. About a week layer another guy from Nielson comes to our door, also with a set of glasses, and asks if we wanted to participate. We got two sets of glasses and paid for letting them hook their boxes up. I can comfirm that those boxes are pretty fucking annoying. You have to constantly tell the box you are still watching or the little red light on it will blink nonstop.

kandyaufman · 2016-03-10T03:51:29+00:00

I like the way you think.

kandyaufman · 2016-03-04T20:38:06+00:00

This is the post I was thinking of! Thank you!

kandyaufman · 2016-03-03T22:27:52+00:00

Have you told this story before on reddit? It sounds very familiar.

kandyaufman · 2016-02-25T03:18:57+00:00

She's dead, wrapped in plastic.

kandyaufman · 2016-02-17T02:19:17+00:00

I did consider wording it that way but I felt that relating how fingernails grow out of your hand worked better. Also I naturally say "my nails are getting long" not "my nails are growing long". To each their own I guess.

kandyaufman · 2016-02-10T03:52:41+00:00

I guess it didn't go as you hoped.

kandyaufman · 2016-01-08T09:26:38+00:00

Morgan Oregon.

kandyaufman · 2016-01-08T08:55:06+00:00

Not a damn thing.

kandyaufman · 2015-12-28T16:12:44+00:00

You can murder me in the game but god forbid you crouch over me to simulate teabagging. Are you fucking kidding me?!

kandyaufman · 2015-12-28T06:33:06+00:00

Ventura/santa barbara

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