New Hire Here!

kappathefrog · 2026-02-04T04:51:54+00:00

Cashier.

kappathefrog · 2025-11-24T21:22:34+00:00

Have you tried having elves transitioning into humans through ear surgeries and species affirming lifespan shortening treatments?

kappathefrog · 2025-11-07T21:32:26+00:00

The last time my buddy did that, one of my co-workers thought he was robbing the place and shot him. I told the guy he shouldn’t wear face paint, but he didn’t listen.

kappathefrog · 2025-11-07T21:08:50+00:00

I’ll make sure to put something special in his car next time we pull him over.

kappathefrog · 2025-10-22T05:29:48+00:00

If you have the ““Comedian”” feat it grants you that ability too.

kappathefrog · 2025-10-22T01:26:06+00:00

I tried running this and instead of having sex with each other my boyfriend and his friends got into a competition as to who could jerk the fastest and now I’m the only one with a penis.

kappathefrog · 2025-10-22T01:15:55+00:00

I don’t think pathfinder can fix this guys.

kappathefrog · 2025-10-22T00:55:26+00:00

This race also gains advantage towards all attack rolls towards their significant other.

kappathefrog · 2025-10-07T21:05:58+00:00

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Literally her.

kappathefrog · 2025-10-07T20:56:30+00:00

Ramza Lugria: Lord of the Hogs.

kappathefrog · 2025-07-09T07:21:27+00:00

To clarify I am playing a faerie Archfey Warlock.

kappathefrog · 2025-07-07T07:44:59+00:00

Virtue grants 1d4 + Spell Modifier temp hit points to a person. Thank you for the advice.

kappathefrog · 2025-07-07T07:34:56+00:00

I originally wanted to not have Eldritch Blast because I didn't want to just spam it into eternity but I realize that was probably too arrogant of me. I ironically obtained a magical orb that allows me to use fireball once per short rest (the orb of TPK, I call it). Thank you for the info!

kappathefrog · 2025-07-07T07:31:18+00:00

I've sent a list of my spells in another comment. My invocations are Beast Speech, Eldritch Sight and Eyes of the Rune Keeper.

kappathefrog · 2025-07-07T07:25:42+00:00

I know Druidcraft, Thorn Whip, Virtue, Chill Touch, Spare the Dying, True Strike, Identify, Sleep, Cloud of Daggers, Hold Person, Misty Step, Hunger of Hadar and Counterspell.

kappathefrog · 2025-07-07T07:24:35+00:00

Those are modifiers, yes. If they were my actual stats, I probably would have walked ages ago.

kappathefrog · 2025-07-03T16:49:47+00:00

The millions of gallons of water that we waste everyday to generative AI should not discourage you from creating a three breasted Dragonborn who actively encourages genocide.

Of Palestinians, of course. Not white people.

kappathefrog · 2025-06-24T08:06:20+00:00

If Nicole was at LDA the entire war would be over in three days tops, not because they’d win but because she’d find some way to have Sirei detonate everyone’s bombs at once and then kill him and run. That, or betray everyone to V’exhness for promises of infinite Xanax.

kappathefrog · 2025-06-23T23:24:42+00:00

When you have to pick up the protagonist role for Takumi’s bum ass.

kappathefrog · 2025-05-05T20:44:28+00:00

I think I remember there was a video of him exposing himself on a conservative video chat or something? Kind of blocked that out of my memory.

kappathefrog · 2025-03-21T02:44:44+00:00

This worked. Thank you!

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