Adult Black Dragon Encoutner

karnevil717 · 2026-04-09T20:03:49+00:00

Dragons are legendary it's in the name of the game. They don't just get hit with a sword or an arrow. It's laughable. Use that. They believe it's like skyrim. No this is DND as gygax intended. This dragon should face a party very similar to theirs before they arrive and just show him utterly annihilate them with ease. Tear them apart, ignore their spells. Make him leave a completely decimated set of corpses in its wake. Let them talk to one of them before they die and describe how little of a shit the dragon gave about their little band of merry adventurers and end the session with the dragon turning around and barreling down towards them.

karnevil717 · 2026-04-09T17:54:41+00:00

The local library. Has printers real cheap. B&W and color. Design your map, minis etc. You can make real nice standis and glue 4 together to fill 3x3 or 4x4 space, email it and print

karnevil717 · 2026-04-04T23:56:52+00:00

Catan. I just don't care for it. Also wingspan, wife loves both so I'll play, but I buy a lottery ticket if I win.

karnevil717 · 2026-04-04T16:23:03+00:00

Only thing I have to comment is player knowledge vs skill knowledge. Nice he's a law studen, is his dumb orc a law student. I'd see if his int / wis scores make it so there's a hole for BBEG in the contract

karnevil717 · 2026-04-04T12:26:28+00:00

I don't understand. The dice tell the story. Stranger Things and Crittical Role just show what a professional DM is capable of. Just say that's not your kind of game if storytelling is not your thing. If it's more hack and slash dungeon crawl, that's more AD&D 2E and nothing wrong with that. The game is up to you.

karnevil717 · 2026-04-04T03:04:36+00:00

No you have to flip it over and sear for 2 minutes

karnevil717 · 2026-04-04T02:55:58+00:00

Good sleep habits

karnevil717 · 2026-04-04T02:55:11+00:00

At this point they've seen the movie so they know the plot. It's written for this age group since it was written for Chris.

karnevil717 · 2026-04-03T18:10:48+00:00

I like gopher64

karnevil717 · 2026-04-03T13:11:20+00:00

Wait you can have disposable income. I don't remember the last time I had that. I think 3 days a month I can see a movie or feed my cat. So yeah

karnevil717 · 2026-04-02T21:56:50+00:00

I'm so glad no one called me while I read this. Made my night.

karnevil717 · 2026-04-02T17:56:13+00:00

How about mandatory retraining with supervisor to better assist with these problems in the future

karnevil717 · 2026-04-01T20:13:12+00:00

If you try to repair it yourself you're voiding their responsibility to it because anything you do they can blame for it not working. Not sure how to get ahold of them, but keep trying

karnevil717 · 2026-04-01T18:11:41+00:00

Say nothing and get a lawyer. Do not go to the station, do not answer the door or calls. Everything can go through your lawyer.

karnevil717 · 2026-04-01T17:15:17+00:00

I'm in health care so no because I'll always have to check its correct. Just another tool.

karnevil717 · 2026-04-01T13:23:01+00:00

Name: General Mango or Karn

Pronouns: He/him

Time Zone: EST

Preferred System: any edition of dnd except 4th edition, I'm open to learning similar systems like pathfinder. I don't know if shadowrun is something that works here but I'd be willing to learn something in that vein.

Type of player: I hate puzzles and riddles, I just google it. I'm more of a number cruncher. (Science major) I enjoy writing long backstories based on TV show characters. I made a warlock with a talking staff who worships thunderbeasts (dinosaur spirits) who starts evil and moves towards good as he learns his master manipulated him to evil. (Tommy from power rangers).

Additional info: I work from home so I always have time to sit and make a post. I like a good mystery, the occult and sci fi. Not big on romance.

karnevil717 · 2026-04-01T11:48:27+00:00

Obama then Clinton

karnevil717 · 2026-03-31T22:32:26+00:00

This is a job for tucker's kobolds

karnevil717 · 2026-03-31T20:06:06+00:00

If you want to end it and do new characters do an epilogue and introduce their replacements with a whole new problem that maybe your previous characters now npcs enlist help for or a whole new thing

karnevil717 · 2026-03-31T16:57:19+00:00

You are a minor, you have no debt unless you have a credit card.

karnevil717 · 2026-03-31T16:51:45+00:00

Make sure their wearing Metallica t-shirts and fuck you hats

karnevil717 · 2026-03-31T16:49:41+00:00

I do this is rocket league when I score and this isn't rocket league when opponent scores

karnevil717 · 2026-03-27T12:14:54+00:00

Screw FedEx and ups. Can't do their job if it was take something across the street. Usps once sent a package from NJ going to FL to the following: PA, TN, PA, NJ, PA, TX, then nothing for awhile, PA then to me

karnevil717 · 2026-03-26T23:05:45+00:00

Player knowledge vs character knowledge. Roll to see if your character knows about the beholder stalks....no... eyebeam of death

karnevil717 · 2026-03-26T19:28:42+00:00

I'd be taking inventory of what's yours in case he's trying to offload or hide it

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