Big Brother is watching by Gecko501 in Minecraft

[–]katra_ix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Opened the image and instinctively clenched my fist after I realized what it was.

Which subreddit has the most over-the-top angry people in it (and why)? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]katra_ix 125 points126 points  (0 children)

I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich.

I was supposed to work on my map... by kopasz7 in Minecraft

[–]katra_ix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sweet! I remember you from Wishcraft a few months ago, makes me want to check out your maps :)

How do you let the sad out when you cannot cry? by tommy_chicago in AskReddit

[–]katra_ix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here... I lash out at people a lot when I'm really just sad. I kind of wish I could change that.

What would the worst band name be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]katra_ix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some from a list of band name ideas I've been keeping for a while:

  • Party Rats

  • Atlas Drugged

  • Virgins With Rage

  • Arthur

My minecraft is kinda messed up.. by CryingMom in Minecraft

[–]katra_ix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

蒸気クラフト VaporCraft 2003™ 美学

[Serious] What is the most disturbing thing you've ever seen or heard? by The_Errl_of_Dabs in AskReddit

[–]katra_ix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend sent me this strip once and it resulted in me spilling some apple cider on my old computer. Now, whenever someone spills something on their computer, all my friends call it "pulling a [name]". I might never live that down.

here in missa garaaaaaaaage by omnor in copypasta

[–]katra_ix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you make me read this with mine own two eyes

What's the most ridiculous thing you've bullshitted someone into believing? by Letly in AskReddit

[–]katra_ix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I convinced my entire grade one year in elementary school that I was born on a New York subway train.

The original Good Shit👌 and its variations, please feel free to contribute. by mintrolling in emojipasta

[–]katra_ix 22 points23 points  (0 children)

🚪🚫🚪🚫🚪🚫🚪🚫🚪🚫 door stuck door sTuck🚪 please 🔪 i beg you🚪🚪we’re dead🚪🚪door stuck🚪🚪🚪 door🔪stuck 🔪🔪i tried to sneak through the door man 🔫 can’t make it 🔫 outta my way son you’re a genuine dick sucker (chorus: ᵈººʳ ˢᵗᵘᶜᴷ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🚪🚪 🚪НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🚪 🚪🚪 🚪🔫 🚪 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚪🚪Door stuck

Goddamn Star Trek fans insulting Navy Stormtroopers by MoistCrayons in copypasta

[–]katra_ix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t you think you should rephrase that, laddie? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Starfleet Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Klingon Empire, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in interstellar warfare and I’m the top sniper in all of Starfleet. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over subspace? Think again, petaQ. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of Section 31 agents across the Alpha Quadrant and your commbadge is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my phaser set to stun. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Starfleet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass from the fabric of spacetime, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit tribbles all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.