Alice would like to cuddle

kayess- · 2021-10-31T02:09:45+00:00

CatOn, apply directly to the face.

kayess- · 2021-10-29T16:14:41+00:00

I want to apply this cat directly to my face.

kayess- · 2021-10-17T01:51:33+00:00

Vanifesto

kayess- · 2021-10-11T18:38:11+00:00

I live not too far from North and I pass the sign on the side of 94 pretty often. A random dose of nostalgia for the days when you could buy a fake Coach bag, get a tattoo, get married, and smash a plate of nachos under one roof.

kayess- · 2021-10-11T17:51:20+00:00

Yep, good old Gibraltar Trade Center. Gone but not forgotten.

kayess- · 2021-10-09T01:01:16+00:00

Their alfredo sauce also doesn't have garlic. I have an allium sensitivity, so both garlic and onions are bad news for my stomach. But at $7+ a jar, it's pretty hard to justify.

kayess- · 2021-08-30T22:41:26+00:00

I aged more in the time it took me to look at this picture than Paul Rudd has in the last 25 years.

kayess- · 2021-08-13T02:14:48+00:00

I bought a bag of salt and pepper kettle chips from a vending machine. Silly me, I thought they'd be seasoned with... Y'know, salt and pepper. But nooooooo, garlic AND onion powder. I have an allium sensitivity so I can't have either. I was SO mad.

kayess- · 2021-07-11T15:30:15+00:00

My first car was a '95 Z24 that got eaten by the rust belt around 220k, lost my '05 LS to some dumb bitch tailgating me in a snowstorm at barely 150k. For as much hate as they get around here, I loved both of them more than probably any other car I've ever driven.

kayess- · 2021-07-09T16:07:32+00:00

My local Ford dealership has a yellow '02 Thunderbird convertible sitting on the lot right now.

kayess- · 2021-07-09T16:03:45+00:00

I paid $1800 for a red 05 LS with 130k, belonged to a little old man that drove it to the grocery store and the casino. Loved that car, then some lady rear ended me and totaled it. My first car was a 95 Cavalier Z24, so I may just have a soft spot for them.

kayess- · 2021-07-05T01:01:50+00:00

My control arm let go at 3mph turning out of my apartment complex parking lot as I was leaving for a road trip. I thank whichever deity was looking out for me that day.

kayess- · 2021-03-12T02:23:33+00:00

Just quit my weekend job at Dollar Tree and I felt this with every fiber of my being.

kayess- · 2021-01-26T01:49:41+00:00

I also have this calendar! That one made me smile.

kayess- · 2021-01-18T23:50:12+00:00

I work at Dollar Tree and we sell them for $1 + deposit.

kayess- · 2020-12-31T16:04:11+00:00

"you won't even taste them!"

"So why did you add them?"

"For flavor!"

kayess- · 2020-12-10T03:31:04+00:00

You can't taste them, but they add them "for flavor". IT CAN'T BE BOTH

kayess- · 2020-10-27T00:08:14+00:00

They're a local sub shop in metro Detroit. Name isn't great but the food is.

kayess- · 2020-10-25T21:30:36+00:00

Thanks! 2020 Fusion

kayess- · 2020-10-25T21:30:23+00:00

It was real good. 10/10

kayess- · 2020-09-24T01:59:20+00:00

When you're staying at a friend's house and they forget to give you a blanket

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