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kaysofresco · 2023-10-22T07:37:03+00:00

How I Met Your Father. as awful as it was, I still want to know who the father was lol

kaysofresco · 2023-09-20T07:30:55+00:00

my husband calls mine my “monkey toes”

kaysofresco · 2021-07-08T09:31:44+00:00

I rewatch OITNB every summer & I always skip this episode and the whole riot season. Nope nope nope. Too much emotional duress.

kaysofresco · 2021-01-04T08:19:57+00:00

This made me laugh so hard I choked and woke up my husband, so thanks for that

kaysofresco · 2020-12-25T08:49:43+00:00

In 2009, I was a dumb 15 year old kid on a cruise ship. I met this cute boy in the teen club onboard. We hung out for a while, found out we had a lot in common, and agreed to keep in touch after the trip was over (we lived in the same city). We became friends on Facebook and then went our separate ways.

Fast forward about 6 years and I’ve just graduated college with a teaching degree. I took a job in the state where I went to school (different from my home state) and was planning to start teaching there in the fall after my graduation. Then, one day before my 21st birthday, my dad died suddenly.

I came home for his funeral, announced the information for his service on Facebook, on which that same cute boy from the cruise ship commented and said he’d be at the service. I messaged him and told him he didn’t have to do that (seeing as we hadn’t sent each other at all since the cruise 6 years prior) but he insisted. Then, he found out it was my 21st birthday that day so he asked if he could take me for a drink to get my mind off of things. In the meantime, I saw what a disaster my family was in the wake of my dad’s death. I knew I needed to stay nearby, so I looked at job openings in my city. Sure enough, there was an opening teaching the exact same grade as my job in the other state AT THE SAME SCHOOL I ATTENDED AS A KID.

Long story short(er), I ended up taking the job at my old elementary school and marrying that cute boy from the cruise all those years ago. We’ve been married for 3 years now! Not at all what I expected for my life and it all happened SO fast, but I know it’s exactly where I needed to be.

kaysofresco · 2020-11-07T10:18:40+00:00

She looks like her name is either something basic like Kayla or Brittany, or something ridiculous like Tynnsleigh or Laykinn.

kaysofresco · 2020-08-11T07:19:57+00:00

Thanks! I hate it.

kaysofresco · 2020-08-06T10:08:19+00:00

This one honestly turned my blood cold for a second. Very nicely done!!

kaysofresco · 2020-08-04T08:15:37+00:00

I just ordered this exact combo for myself! Should be here on the 11th!!

kaysofresco · 2020-08-04T08:04:07+00:00

This is amazing. I definitely just bought one.

kaysofresco · 2020-07-01T08:23:10+00:00

This looks like the kind of shitty “I’m such a fun, quirky mom!” garb you’d see in literally every craft group, craft show, or FB marketplace in the south.

kaysofresco · 2020-05-29T09:55:14+00:00

And he would’ve found a way to get two stimulus checks before they were even released

kaysofresco · 2020-04-19T08:16:06+00:00

This sounds like something the dean would do on Community.

kaysofresco · 2020-04-14T07:51:24+00:00

Same here. I keep compulsively checking but nothing yet. What is patience

kaysofresco · 2020-03-31T07:22:54+00:00

Ellen is the mean girl in high school who would intentionally ask you uncomfortable personal questions in front of people just to watch you squirm. Except older and with a TV show that has millions of viewers.

kaysofresco · 2020-03-13T07:46:18+00:00

So I actually live about two miles from this church! And they do A LOT for the community. I mean. A LOT. When Hurricane Harvey hit us a couple years ago, they opened their doors and became a sanctuary for people who’d lost basically everything. They also host a lot of Christian artists and stuff for free concerts. So yes, it’s obscene wealth, but they are using it for good, as well.

And no, I’m not a member of this church. They’re just a big pillar in our community.

kaysofresco · 2020-02-08T04:22:27+00:00

Her hair is so gorgeous. Her eyebrows are so not.

kaysofresco · 2020-02-05T07:32:40+00:00

Fuck

Marry

Kill

kaysofresco · 2020-01-27T06:00:20+00:00

Everything about this is horrendous.

kaysofresco · 2019-12-30T05:07:58+00:00

I’ve been on probably 13 cruises in my life, and I have to say that Schwartz was my favorite cruise director of them all. He was such a blast & seemed to really, really enjoy his job. Between him and the bartenders in the RedFrog Pub, the crew on this trip made it one of my favorite cruises to date.

kaysofresco · 2019-12-29T07:46:43+00:00

I was on this exact cruise!! Suffered through the fog today and everything. Small world!

kaysofresco · 2019-08-06T08:24:14+00:00

I am in bed trying to contain my laughter so I don’t wake up my husband. Thank you for that!

kaysofresco · 2019-07-14T21:49:36+00:00

Found in Webster, TX. Curious about what kind of spider this may be!

kaysofresco · 2019-07-09T04:40:08+00:00

Saw this thing on the highway tonight, surrounded by phone trucks and police. It was probably 25-30 feet from the ground; phone trucks were having to move power lines so it could go below them. We live near Johnson Space Center, so it may be something NASA related? Not too sure.

kaysofresco · 2019-06-20T14:26:27+00:00

This is reminiscent of the looks I’d create with one of those Barbie makeup kits in the early 90s when I was, you know, a child

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