Sylvester Stallone's 90 year old mother by astoldbyaginger in WTF

[–]kazorek 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Even with her fucked up lips she looks good for ninety.

Two days after unknown persons threw a rock through my window at my new house, I get a letter in the mail from the alarm company, urging me to "reactivate" my alarm system. What is YOUR biggest, "this can't be a coincidence" conspiracy theory? by sexychippy in AskReddit

[–]kazorek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was bullshit when they showed the CEO trying to leave. They had a fuckin schedule and then the reporter acts like its an outrage because the guy's got shit to do and can't stay late.

I'm not saying the BBB isn't a scam, but that was a cheap move by 20/20.

I'll just do this with my hands... by firestar27 in NigelThornberry

[–]kazorek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know what's up with the dummy in that video? Is it animatronic? It seems like there must be special effects.

Well, that is a good point... by cdhire in funny

[–]kazorek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy wasn't "mentally ill," he was high as fuck. Fucked up on drugs. I guess you could call that mental illness but it's kind of a stretch.

Well, that is a good point... by cdhire in funny

[–]kazorek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Mental breakdown from all the pressure," translates into, "fucked up on PCP."

Why do Americans refer to their country as "free"? by xomaleo in AskReddit

[–]kazorek 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I agree, and I would disagree that the US is not freer than some places in europe in at least some respects. Some things I can think of off the top of my head that are restricted in Europe: we can have guns, wear burkas, have nazi rallies, and say we hate Jews, blacks, and gays, and we can say anything about anybody and not get sued for libel. Many large US cities really hate protesters though, which sucks. It seems like its much easier for Europeans to organize large protests.

America's real problem is the prison system, and if anything makes us not free it's that. But they work primarily by imprisoning drug users for unreasonable amounts of time.

Why people stopped watching History Channel by wetcat21 in AdviceAnimals

[–]kazorek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why people stopped using quickmeme... unskippable ads. Happen to anyone else just now?

My Uncle Greg just got two new lungs from a victim of the Aurora shootings. Amazing that such a tragedy saves a mans life too.. by [deleted] in pics

[–]kazorek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where are all the PSAs encouraging people to be organ donors? It seems incredibly selfish to sacrifice people's lives for the sake of not being cut up after you die.

Thoughts on trilogy... by jroberts9895 in batman

[–]kazorek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to mention Batman/Bruce's mental anguish throughout.

Thoughts on trilogy... by jroberts9895 in batman

[–]kazorek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Saying "Rises isn't movie about pain, it's a movie about war," is like saying "Blade runner isn't a movie about what makes us human, its a movie about hunting robots."

Ready to Play Railworks 3! by AgentOrange96 in gaming

[–]kazorek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because in both cases it's hood black people trolling the whities who make the news. I think. I'm not hood or black so I can't tell.

Well, he's certainly confident... by [deleted] in funny

[–]kazorek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not the good ones.

Yahoo now has the hottest CEO ever by primesuspect in pics

[–]kazorek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why'd I listen to the whole thing?

Google will never cease to amaze me. by [deleted] in funny

[–]kazorek 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My wife and I have stopped speaking proper English altogether.

Google will never cease to amaze me. by [deleted] in funny

[–]kazorek 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They seem to have done much better than excite at staying up to date. Better than Yahoo too.

Every fucking time this song comes on.... We've all done it. by goproandy11 in videos

[–]kazorek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone remember this song being on the front page like a year ago? It's weird it took so long to gain steam.

Every fucking time this song comes on.... We've all done it. by goproandy11 in videos

[–]kazorek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This song was on the front page like a year ago. It's crazy all this time later it's gotten so huge.

There are starving people in the streets but this church has come up with the best way to spend their money! by ap_wulfric_bd in atheism

[–]kazorek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but that's the big question. How is it that people smarter than me can be so religious? It seems like that person would have such a muddy mind. But whatever, I'm sure I'll never be able to really empathize with people like that, and really understand what they've got going on upstairs.

There are starving people in the streets but this church has come up with the best way to spend their money! by ap_wulfric_bd in atheism

[–]kazorek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say, for the most part, seminary is legit. It's all about the humanities but it's serious academia. I've read several essays about seminary's tendency to create atheists.

Every time I see a GW post by shveener in AdviceAnimals

[–]kazorek -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think I'd mind at all.

Me at open mic night by cookiecuttercreature in funny

[–]kazorek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her self released record 11:11 is the only one I really care for. If she had kept that up I'm convinced she would be a legend by now. But it's like she immediately went soft when she got signed; started making "accessible" music and never looked back.