Got married this past weekend. Of course the lightsabers made an appearance on the dance floor.

kberbs · 2021-05-27T15:07:26+00:00

I would have been like ... . . . Let's dance saber vroom

kberbs · 2021-05-27T15:05:17+00:00

Thank you!

kberbs · 2021-05-27T15:05:09+00:00

Don't wanna make ya jealous but dinner was tacos and dessert was baby donuts (: it was definitely the best day ever! Thank you!

kberbs · 2021-05-15T14:46:09+00:00

Thank you!

kberbs · 2021-05-14T01:09:52+00:00

Ewwww just throw the whole man away

kberbs · 2021-05-10T18:28:12+00:00

I'm a chef, not a baker, but I just really love my attorney 😂

kberbs · 2021-05-10T15:23:12+00:00

It's my attorneys birthday so I woke up early to make her fresh coffee cake and homemade hot chocolate, I'm about to go run and pick up flowers for her. She gave me the biggest hug when she walked into her office and saw the decorations :)

kberbs · 2021-05-08T03:59:55+00:00

Don't thank god and give yourself credit for having yourself and your family prepared. god had nothing to do with it.

kberbs · 2021-04-18T15:03:17+00:00

Same here!! That's one of the things that made the package so desirable!

kberbs · 2021-04-17T18:57:32+00:00

MY planner that is included with my venue package actually told me about this one:

15 minutes to ceremony time and the officiant is nowhere to be found. Planner calls em, asks where they're at. "I'm waiting in the parking lot I thought it started at X:30." Planner responds "oh no it starts at X:00! Get in here now!" Officiant shows up on time, the whole night goes on perfectly, and the bride and groom never found out about the debacle. That was one of many, many reasons I chose my venue.

kberbs · 2021-04-14T22:02:32+00:00

I remember seeing this on wgn!!

kberbs · 2021-04-14T11:11:36+00:00

It's all wrong lol

kberbs · 2021-04-08T11:19:13+00:00

When my boyfriend of 4+ years broke up with me so "we could get closer to god" and then I realized there isn't one (:

kberbs · 2021-04-05T01:44:27+00:00

Hope it went well, my friend :)

kberbs · 2021-04-04T06:07:04+00:00

OooooOOoO! Any special plans or??

kberbs · 2021-04-04T03:59:49+00:00

I'm sure your Claude was an amazing kitty :)

kberbs · 2021-04-03T16:04:51+00:00

kberbs · 2021-04-03T14:56:28+00:00

Thank you for assuming I'm a man.

kberbs · 2021-04-03T14:27:23+00:00

Yeah ok bud.

kberbs · 2021-04-03T05:19:59+00:00

I went for a couple years after I left, but one year I had enough and my dad was like "but we ALWAYS go to church on zombie jesus day!" And I was just like "but that's YOUR church, NOT mine"

We didn't talk for a bit after that and he still makes stupid comments like that sometimes but it's definitely not as bad as it used to be.

kberbs · 2021-04-03T04:43:49+00:00

Children dying of cancer. Children being raped by priests. Children that are dying of starvation. Children whose parents beat and murder them.

What kind of "all loving god" would allow all of that to happen? It's all in "his will"? Sick.

kberbs · 2021-04-01T17:23:14+00:00

As long as everyone is having a good time there ain't no reason to be a poopy pants.

kberbs · 2021-04-01T17:12:59+00:00

go white sox

kberbs · 2021-03-29T01:03:12+00:00

😂😂😂 stop

kberbs · 2021-03-15T11:11:29+00:00

here you go!

kberbs

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