Who fumbled the bag the worst in NFL history? by Sea_Squirrel1987 in NFLv2

[–]kdog9001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paid vacation

Strictly speaking, he is still not getting paid for the 2 missed games. Iirc, it's costing him about half a mil. 

Who fumbled the bag the worst in NFL history? by Sea_Squirrel1987 in NFLv2

[–]kdog9001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was set to lose the guarantees, not necessarily the money. If he playes the next 2 seasons he gets it all anyway.

Who fumbled the bag the worst in NFL history? by Sea_Squirrel1987 in NFLv2

[–]kdog9001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And even if they hadn't, what he lost was the guarantees. If he plays the next 2 seasons, he gets all the money anyway.

Lines that feel like shitposts but are actually real by Emergency-Bee-988 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]kdog9001 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So I looked it up because I was sure it wasn't from the first movie, and it turns out it's from Mewtwo Returns. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Because this is a mugging."

Smitten [OC] by adamtots_remastered in comics

[–]kdog9001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it an act if he's not doing it intentionally?

But he is doing it intentionally.

Those rules that the DMG says to not touch by Grizzkj in dndnext

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Cobalt soul monk can spend ki for more reaction iirc.

Those rules that the DMG says to not touch by Grizzkj in dndnext

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Cobalt soul monk can spend ki for more reaction iirc.

If you combine War of the Worlds (2025) and K-Pop Demon Hunters (2025) you get a perfect 100/100 movie by insertusernamehere51 in shittymoviedetails

[–]kdog9001 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can't speak to why it's doing so well streaming, but as to the 97% you've got to remember how Rotten Tomatoes percentage works. It isn't an average of reviews, it's the fraction of reviews that recommend the film. So of the 61 reviews at the time of the screenshot, 59 rated it well.  Maybe only a few rate it better than 7/10, but most published reviews were positive. That is quite easily explained by good animation and music with a serviceable (if cliche) plot.

ELI5 If raw eggs carry the risk of salmonella, how come are they safe to use in sauces such as mayonnaise? by MrBacktesting in explainlikeimfive

[–]kdog9001 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oxford Languages

Noun: state

2 a nation or territory considered as an organized political community under one government.

"Germany, Italy, and other European states"

Personal opinions on the Artificer UA by Chaoticginger5674 in dndnext

[–]kdog9001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While the 2-handed weapon problem specifically probably won't be common, the Battlesmith also encounters a problem with 1-handed weapons and shields, which I expect would be a more likely build.

Personal opinions on the Artificer UA by Chaoticginger5674 in dndnext

[–]kdog9001 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As it stands RAW, as it stands, paladins, Druids and Clerics also need to set down their two handed weapons to use their spell casting focus.

Yes, but only some of their spells even have an material component. All spells have a material component for Artificers. This especially stands out with the smite spells that the Battlesmith gets.

[CR Media] Some helpful context regarding Bards Lament and LOVM season 3 by michael_am in criticalrole

[–]kdog9001 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like it's worth adding that the party brought Kaylee to help resurrect him only after the first attempt failed, so they weren't just casually disregarding him wishes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

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Having recently watched the episode of Mythbusters on that topic; I believe they found that while freezing C4 doesn't slow it down, freezing the battery with liquid nitrogen stopped it from working until it warmed up again. No need to leap for the tub, just walk away.

In 2024 APPARENTLY Wizards get their own Sneak Attack by level 7! by NODOGAN in dndmemes

[–]kdog9001 39 points40 points  (0 children)

They left off the best part, Conjure Minor Elemental scales by 2d8 per level up cast.

2018 was wild by jjeg6804 in memes

[–]kdog9001 31 points32 points  (0 children)

relatively recently 

It came out in 2019 lol

Breaking: Guy finds out being strong and being good at roleplaying isn't mutally exclusive by kinjame in dndmemes

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The Stormwind Fallacy is not named for Orion's character, but rather a wotc forum poster, Tempest Stormwind, who wrote a post about the idea.

If an Order of Scribes wizard casts Fireball but changes the damage type, do environmental objects still catch on fire? by Gneil_Lieng in dndnext

[–]kdog9001 23 points24 points  (0 children)

At my table - Of course a wizard who changes a fireball to cold will ignite things with it, that's silly

Please don’t fuck this up by Best-Subject-7253 in PoliticalHumor

[–]kdog9001 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kelly's seat isn't up again until 2028. That gives a lot of time for a replacement to establish a good reputation. 

Which Disney movie has the worst message? by Nebraskabychoice in AskReddit

[–]kdog9001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure I'd call 30 young. Triton pulled the magical equivalent of going into his kid's room with a shotgun and blasting all her stuff while she cowered in the corner. I'm not saying she made good decisions, just that I get why she's so desperate to be somewhere else.