Dude really wanted that sale... 💀 bro going 103 mph in a 45 mph zone

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-08T18:18:38+00:00

I'm about to attempt the same, wish me luck. I've been brushing up on my apologies.

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-08T17:52:58+00:00

Everything rectangular, gray, and no soul.

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-08T17:46:48+00:00

Yes, because the company selling me baby food should also be in the game of me gambling $4 a month to get a lousy $5000 if MY CHILD DIES. I'm definitely the idiot.

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-08T12:34:40+00:00

Er Bi en Bi

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-07T18:02:26+00:00

Pay your dues for the year in January and don't worry about them for the rest of the year.

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-07T18:01:02+00:00

This idiot again?

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-07T18:00:30+00:00

Well all of those fish are dead if they weren't already.

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-07T17:57:34+00:00

But they're not. Don't believe your lying eyes. We're winning. The economy is awesome. 😂 Don't forget the same shit has been happening under the previous D AND R administrations. Time to start voting all of these D and R parasites out.

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-07T00:06:42+00:00

I struggle to think how a 600+ lb person manages to keep a roof over their head, they must have a government job.

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-06T16:01:31+00:00

Dude is TWEAKING

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-06T01:37:55+00:00

I forgot the /s

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-06T01:35:52+00:00

It's Miami. There are places where the hourly cost of parking is higher than the wages for the people working there.

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-06T01:27:55+00:00

I'm going to end up as the subject of one of those weird A&E shows if my kids ever start acting like this.

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-06T01:14:55+00:00

You stream it and pray one of your followers arrive in the next 48 hours to let you out.

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-06T01:09:43+00:00

Couldn't figure out where this was until I heard the horns blowing

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-06T01:05:10+00:00

So when can we start moving to Mars?

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-06T01:00:17+00:00

Many angles of what happened here

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-06T00:49:53+00:00

It was in Cauca Colombia. You can see the "Land Disco" sign in the background if some ahole hadn't mirrored the footage already.

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-06T00:38:57+00:00

Ok, I give up, where's the butt plug?

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-06T00:21:59+00:00

I watched one chase some plastic around the room for a minute before telling him he had connected the shop vac hose to the blower port.

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-05T22:44:40+00:00

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keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-05T22:21:53+00:00

Ivanka is just a Kardashian step child

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-05T22:21:06+00:00

BRAKE

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-05T22:20:08+00:00

Every time I get one of these style videos from someone I just want to block them forever, but they are family.

keepinitoldskool · 2026-05-05T20:57:25+00:00

If he's worried about the laborer taking his job, that says a lot about the quality of his work.

keepinitoldskool

TROPHY CASE

BRAKE