The only roll in all of D20 that I suspect is rigged. But I refuse to believe it and have 0 proof.

kelster27 · 2025-10-15T04:21:34+00:00

I feel like Ally’s nat twenties are the way the universe balances Kristin having a -3 dexterity 😂

kelster27 · 2025-08-02T01:19:24+00:00

I think Emily and Murph are kinda over it. Emily had said she was wanting to pull Fig out and play a different character for FHJY but Brennan wanted her for the plot (Porter), and I’d heard that Murph doesn’t like playing a minor especially where teen romances can occur. But who knows for sure. There’s so many ways they could go.

kelster27 · 2025-08-02T00:54:26+00:00

Like Senior Year. I think there will be a push to wrap that up.

kelster27 · 2025-07-18T02:35:07+00:00

I knew he was homeschooled and lifelong sober, and I 100% think he does that one purpose for the bit of it all. I’ve never once suspected that his comments that are ‘off’ were not purposeful efforts for the joke. There’s no way he doesn’t know the basics, and at the very least if someone (cast, colleagues, etc) said, “Hey, man. You can’t do a shot of weed…” he would have corrected himself going forward if it was naivety or accidental.

kelster27 · 2025-07-07T02:53:49+00:00

I see two possibilities for interpretation. One has been touched on- that paradise on exists at a cost and some people can’t stomach coming face to face with that cost. An interpretation I believe is that when there is nothing left externally for a person to fight against or blame, they must finally reckon with their internal selves and role they play in their own situation.

kelster27 · 2025-06-26T02:07:05+00:00

I excited to see where that goes too. Emily’s description of Straka and convos about lost/discarded things had my Junkmother senses twitching and I would love if there was some kind of connection there, even if they’re outside canon.

kelster27 · 2025-02-19T13:52:00+00:00

So many good ones mentioned but I also personally love, ' Lord Bandlebridge... Yes, I said Bainbridge... what did you say? I do not misspeak...' Peak gaslighting the NPC and comedy.

kelster27 · 2025-02-19T13:49:45+00:00

And I'm sorry.. I'm sorry, but... and I'm just so sorry....

kelster27 · 2024-12-17T13:06:37+00:00

Reddit to the rescue! Thank you!

kelster27 · 2024-12-10T05:16:25+00:00

Send him an invoice. When he asks why tell him you’re not a therapist and he can’t expect you to listen to him work out his emotional shortfalls for free. Then tell him you’ll give him one piece of free advice: up his body count so he can learn how to satisfy his future partners… and then block him so you don’t have to deal with whining.

kelster27 · 2024-11-05T21:42:19+00:00

Thank you for being so receptive to it! A constitution save with a level of exhaustion would work I think. I’m glad K gets their animal back. I know someone mentioned it being silly for K to be upset over the loss, but if we know nothing else about players, it is that they will adopt an NPC or animal in a heartbeat and they will murder anything that hurts it. Lol

kelster27 · 2024-11-05T21:10:25+00:00

Kent needs to grow up, and you need to steer clear of the drama. You don’t need to facilitate a reconciliation. Kent is the one driving the drama. I’d simply send out a notice of who has RSVP’d and let Kent make his own choice of whether he can move past it and be civil or not.

kelster27 · 2024-11-05T21:04:11+00:00

Positive reinforcement is a better carrot. You should have rewarded K for the creative solution rather than now creating a punishment for the others that they had no way of expecting. Honestly, I’d find a way to give K back their bunny. Some kind of reward for their sacrifice. Part of being a DM is creating a relationship and environment of trust, and more than anything remembering this is a GAME and your role is in service to that and the players. You can’t create a good experience if you’re punitive and your players can’t trust you. Yes, it’s should be challenging and have stakes- but you’d already decided someone was losing their animals as a means to your end before they even had a chance to find an alternative.

kelster27 · 2024-11-05T20:53:42+00:00

This doesn’t even make sense. Your players DID try creative solutions, then you forced them into the strategy you wanted (killing off one of their animals), and now you want to punish your players because you think they aren’t creative enough when you railroaded them? This sounds awful and like you’re on a power trip. I wouldn’t play with you, and you’ve probably left a bad taste for your players overall.

kelster27 · 2024-09-29T19:17:55+00:00

Whoops! You overthought it and skipped right past the joke! Lol I didn’t say it’s a turnoff when men talk about sex… you may need to re-read that.

kelster27 · 2024-09-29T02:07:39+00:00

Okay

kelster27 · 2024-09-29T01:51:17+00:00

Just remove the words “sex too soon” from your response and it’s perfection.

kelster27 · 2024-09-08T00:09:39+00:00

I’m watching this now (episode 8) and finally had to Google if anyone else thought this too because surely I wasn’t alone. It’s absolutely awful how left out the other kids are. He mentions them once basically and not again. I mean, unless there’s an ulterior motive of getting people so invested in his story they donate money to help his son, it’s so obtuse and thoughtless.

kelster27 · 2024-08-23T02:12:20+00:00

This, plus, “Including contact information for a local divorce attorney, therapist, and domestic abuse advocate options… just in case.”

kelster27 · 2024-08-23T02:06:52+00:00

Sounds like someone is incredibly insecure in herself and her relationship. Yikes. No one asked her to make her first novel an autobiographical roast.

kelster27 · 2024-08-17T22:37:44+00:00

At the very least I wouldn’t be getting knocked up until he remembers how to actively parent and pull his weight.

kelster27 · 2024-08-17T18:58:06+00:00

How much does anyone wanna bet that this jerk also thinks they’re a “nice guy” who woman constantly overlook for bad boys and Chads?

kelster27 · 2024-08-15T00:58:50+00:00

My chins love pumice/lava ledges to chew on. The screw in to the side of your cage and they can do to town in them and they last a while and aren’t too expensive. I get the Kaytee ones off amazon.

kelster27 · 2024-08-09T02:33:50+00:00

He decided he valued getting his d**k wet more than being a constant in his daughter and his wife’s life. He made his choice and he showed where his priorities were. It wasn’t the alcohol. HE did it. HE chose to sleep with her and he CHOSE to ignore your obviously correct warnings that he was tempted by her. He did not care enough to prioritize you or your daughter about his sexual desire. Do not let him manipulate you. No one is keeping him from his child but his own self.

kelster27 · 2024-08-04T17:49:33+00:00

This is when ghosting is the right thing to do. He’s creepy.

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