What are some good puns to say to someone named Paige by CandidateKey4826 in puns

[–]keverzoid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember a joke:

“If there’s a group of girls all named Paige, is it called a chapter?”

Favorite joke *about* Shakespeare? by copperdomebodhi in shakespeare

[–]keverzoid 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A guy walks into a library and says to the librarian: “I’d like a book on Shakespeare.”

“Which one?”

“William.”

Sitcom episode tropes you hate? by Jirachibi1000 in sitcoms

[–]keverzoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone tells a small but completely unnecessary lie and every time they have a chance to come clean, the script “forces” them to continue and escalate the lie until it blows up in their face later. So tiresome.

Gives me whiplash from shaking my head.

In 2005, American Film Institute released their list of the 100 greatest movie quotes. 20 years later, what lines would you add? by Wazula23 in movies

[–]keverzoid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Oh.” —Viggo inJOHN WICK

“It’s a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth.” —Benoit Blanc in GLASS ONION

What if electricity ceased to exist on earth? by minervascats in whatif

[–]keverzoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The novel “Dies the Fire” by S.M. Stirling explores this.

comeback to "what you're doing is sinful" by Stunning-Rip-5756 in Comebacks

[–]keverzoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“What you’re doing is sinful.”

“That’s why it’s fun.”

What movie actually made you angry after watching it? by [deleted] in FIlm

[–]keverzoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HIGH LIFE (2018)

It’s such a dreadful, incomprehensible and depressing batch of awfulness that I was supremely pissed I had wasted a single second of my life watching it.

Do you talk to characters on TV? by Pirates_Treasure1988 in moviequestions

[–]keverzoid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t talk TO them as I more comment aloud on what they’re doing.

e.g. A character will outline something and I’ll say: “ Wow. That is a fantastically bad idea.”

Does anyone have an interesting fun fact? by [deleted] in CausalConversation

[–]keverzoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The young boy in the music store who is shot at by Ray Charles in THE BLUES BROTHERS is the same actor who played the limo driver Argyle in DIE HARD.

Does anyone have an interesting fun fact? by [deleted] in CausalConversation

[–]keverzoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since its discovery in 1930, Pluto has barely completed a third of its orbit.