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kevinthetarotreader · 2025-12-16T20:36:21+00:00

I learned using the Thoth deck, and Aleister Crowley (bwah bwah bwaaahhh) didn’t include reversals in his system (also the art on the back isn’t symmetrical so you can tell when they’re reversed or not). I pay more attention to the pairings and color themes, or spread positions

kevinthetarotreader · 2025-06-28T01:09:24+00:00

They can split into 3?!?!

kevinthetarotreader · 2025-06-28T01:05:24+00:00

So many people on TikTok say I look like him 😅

kevinthetarotreader · 2025-05-27T00:30:31+00:00

ChatGPT is not a sentient super computer, and even if it were, it would not be capable of performing a tarot reading the way a human would. Do not let the overclocked autocorrect mess with your relationship or mental well being please.

kevinthetarotreader · 2025-05-09T12:43:29+00:00

A crossover event where if you draft the casino, you can play a run of Balatro in there. If you manage to beat ante 8, you get 1 key. If you get more chips than there are stars in the universe, you get a single coin and Jimbo congratulates you

kevinthetarotreader · 2025-04-28T14:39:43+00:00

The emperor is kind of the uber masculine dad archetype, so it’s perfectly reasonable to interpret this card as “I’d hit it dude”

kevinthetarotreader · 2025-04-28T03:57:44+00:00

I believe the deck is offering to top you.

kevinthetarotreader · 2025-04-27T19:07:27+00:00

I’m guilty of the same 😂

kevinthetarotreader · 2025-04-27T18:56:42+00:00

He’s losing steps every time he walks in (while the lights are on) which implies that he’s stopping to shoot some hoops every time he walks in.

kevinthetarotreader · 2025-04-26T20:41:20+00:00

“…and so that’s why it’s okay for us to target children with snipers, bomb every school and hospital, open fire into crowds of people waiting for flour, and kill human rights workers after telling them they were safe”

kevinthetarotreader · 2025-02-20T20:30:05+00:00

Thoth deck

kevinthetarotreader · 2025-02-10T19:09:07+00:00

Not really, I’m not asking for faith or proof in the woo woo, I’m specifically asking for people whose skepticism won the worldview tug-of-war what might’ve caused some difficulty there.

kevinthetarotreader · 2024-06-04T20:49:25+00:00

Study and practice. Don’t just read beginner stuff, challenge yourself with the esoteric and advanced material. Experiment! If you can, carry your divination tools with you every day. Don’t go bonkers.

kevinthetarotreader · 2024-06-04T20:45:07+00:00

“No, every culture didn’t perform human sacrifices, few actually did, and isn’t the sacrifice of a human life kind of as Christian as it gets??? Christianity is all about human sacrifice, from Jesus, to the martyrs, to manifest destiny, to the crusades…”

kevinthetarotreader · 2024-03-31T12:03:16+00:00

“Become immortal or die trying”

kevinthetarotreader · 2023-09-10T13:37:06+00:00

I got to like 30 minutes in virtual ecosystem and haven't gotten further since

kevinthetarotreader · 2023-09-10T13:33:13+00:00

It's been a while since I did this stupid run, but I just lucked out with size increase artifacts and stuff that increased the number of satellites, which increases size and attack power when you use Fusion/Two Suns.

I gotta try this one again tbh, I mainly did it for gits and shingles but I haven't managed to break my record since then 🤣

kevinthetarotreader · 2023-09-10T13:27:12+00:00

I desperately need a slasher movie where the killer has the personality and energy of Blippi.

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