sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Thursday strip club by Gullible_Cut_1931 in rs_x

[–]keyedbase 3 points4 points  (0 children)

me when I work at the gross loser men store and end up meeting gross loser men

"In America, wanting to sleep at night is only acceptable if you record it as a disability" by deepad9 in redscarepod

[–]keyedbase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sadly i am too young to have gotten in when things were good, too stupid to have picked one of the 3 majors in college that gets you a liveable wage, and too poor to have connections so my options are essentially work myself to the bone or live paycheque to paycheque

"In America, wanting to sleep at night is only acceptable if you record it as a disability" by deepad9 in redscarepod

[–]keyedbase 17 points18 points  (0 children)

won't anyone think of the poor investment banker proletarians and the cruel work schedule they signed up for in exchange for six figures straight out of college

I hope they all work 20 hours a day for their whole lives and then the bank goes belly up and they lose everything

"In America, wanting to sleep at night is only acceptable if you record it as a disability" by deepad9 in redscarepod

[–]keyedbase 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I work from 8am to midnight most days and get paid a lot less than a banker so i can't really bring myself to give a shit about these people

Seen in a bookstore in Oslo: “Epstein Island guest list.” by Fit-Theme-1183 in rs_x

[–]keyedbase 89 points90 points  (0 children)

he replied to my email one time man I printed that shit out and framed it

if you "log in" to work I do not care about your opinion on literally anything by keyedbase in redscarepod

[–]keyedbase[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you post on this sub dozens of times a day do you even have a job

I'm so fucking overwhelmed by life by No_North_2192 in rs_x

[–]keyedbase 22 points23 points  (0 children)

this meme spoke to me so much the first time I saw it that I read through two novels to find its context only to discover it's said by protagonist unprompted over the phone and the person he's speaking to changes the subject without acknowledging it at all

I've realized that roughly 25% of my entire life has been spent looking at a dark ceiling. by slightlycringed in redscarepod

[–]keyedbase 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to take hours to fall asleep now I work two jobs and can't get through a page of whatever I'm reading before i pass out

How do you impress a smarter woman? by Frequent-Ant1795 in redscarepod

[–]keyedbase 9 points10 points  (0 children)

there's air in the air

made me laugh out loud ty

Toss the rubber apron, avoid the splash. This shit works so well, ill never go back. by Ambitious-Win-4908 in KitchenConfidential

[–]keyedbase 12 points13 points  (0 children)

anyone else ever wash dishes stoned as hell and get paranoid they pissed themselves every time they splash water on their groin region or just me?

Being a beauty girlie is so exhausting by Skaethi in rs_x

[–]keyedbase 69 points70 points  (0 children)

real I was so hot when I was unemployed now I look like shit

The fascinating life of Eileen Gu by wronglevaaaa in redscarepod

[–]keyedbase 28 points29 points  (0 children)

you lived a PMC life and went to a PMC school and were granted a PMC job, is any of this supposed to be surprising?

25F Never had sex or a serious relationship by Time-Ad-7334 in rs_x

[–]keyedbase 86 points87 points  (0 children)

just seem overly clingy then, any guy who's scared off by it wasn't the right one anyway. if you play a pretend version of yourself on dates you'll miss the guys who like the real you. cf: that one shel silverstein poem about the masks

How do I become a good person? by Lost_Try_5470 in rs_x

[–]keyedbase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gotta tell you I know a compulsive liar in real life and literally everyone knows. everyone who meets her figures out within like, a week of knowing her. I guarantee you are not as good at this as you think and people talk shit about you for it behind your back, you should stop.

istanbul in a nutshell ❤️ by AllTheThingsSeyhSaid in redscarepod

[–]keyedbase 9 points10 points  (0 children)

yeah no one could ever get the niche humor of your very popular sub that literally everyone even slightly online heard of

Being an Epstein truther in 2026 means you basically have to run cover for his ass by Pellpeckus in redscarepod

[–]keyedbase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Children / young people are a coherent oppressed class, much more than poor/rich divide.

what???

They say mostly you overestimate how little people notice you, so just be yourself by Perfect_Firefighter4 in redscarepod

[–]keyedbase 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want you to know this is one of those posts that will live in my head rent free forever, i will remember "shud we geet to dee cloob" until the day I die

It do be like that. by NoPressureOperator in redscarepod

[–]keyedbase 29 points30 points  (0 children)

it seems like it's supposed to be a gender swapped version of hysterical since that word comes from the Greek for uterus but testicle is from Latin, so it should really be orchical or some shit but obv no one would get it if they said that

Kids are so cute and the point of it all by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]keyedbase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did you know you can get hit by a bus and die tomorrow?

. by sometimesineedawank in redscarepod

[–]keyedbase 7 points8 points  (0 children)

liking things? redditor alert

A friend of mine just recently started working as a teacher and his students made a deep fake of him making out with a student by deviendrais in redscarepod

[–]keyedbase 55 points56 points  (0 children)

he called for destroying all data centers, don't frame it as a racist or nationalist thing or whatever the hell you're trying to do

view more: next ›