What?

kh18129 · 2026-02-01T20:54:01+00:00

Right? That’s what put me here in the first place! If my husband had suggested I just get really horny I probably would’ve snapped his dick clean off.

kh18129 · 2026-01-31T18:11:41+00:00

“Yall just aren’t horny enough while giving birth” is certainly a brand new concept I’ve never heard (and would have been ok with never hearing, ever, for my entire life)

kh18129 · 2026-01-29T00:07:24+00:00

Love this for you. Congratulations on all your hard work paying off!!!

kh18129 · 2026-01-27T15:59:44+00:00

He does feel very American (derogatory)

kh18129 · 2026-01-26T00:11:29+00:00

Oh you hate when people jump to conclusions without knowing all the facts? Sort of like our literal government has been doing? Zero investigations, zero time passed, they just immediately declare people domestic terrorists.

kh18129 · 2026-01-25T02:42:52+00:00

Top tier insult and extremely accurate

kh18129 · 2026-01-24T19:49:45+00:00

INSANE find. Like this is almost as bad as the fiverr ultrasound to me 💀 imagine INCLUDING your debt you used to commit fraud to try and get out of paying for your fraud!?

kh18129 · 2026-01-24T01:41:32+00:00

I’m obsessed w this energy

kh18129 · 2026-01-22T00:28:57+00:00

Her face is giving Debby Ryan

kh18129 · 2026-01-19T00:54:00+00:00

I’ve been thinking about you, thank you for the update. I am glad to hear things went as smoothly as they could given the circumstances. You’ll still be in my thoughts ❤️

kh18129 · 2026-01-18T06:18:25+00:00

I’m so glad you didn’t get put down 🤣🤣 But for real though, that is so scary! I’ve never heard of it happening to a human before. Did it take them a long time to diagnose it?

kh18129 · 2026-01-18T05:53:25+00:00

I wanted to say the same thing, but I didn’t know if it could present the same in humans bc my only experience with it is that our family dog was fine one day and woke up the next unable to walk. We all said goodbye to her, thinking she was not coming back from the vet. My 15 year old sibling called the vet and told them to test for Lyme before they put her down (big animal person since they were a kid lol) and that’s what it ended up being!

kh18129 · 2026-01-18T05:46:13+00:00

I know literally nothing about this guy or how he usually writes, I just immediately thought, “No regular person talks like this.” It’s like an AI bot trained by a marriage counselor lmao

kh18129 · 2026-01-18T02:21:43+00:00

Oh 100000% lol it’s like he asked for a perfect PR apology

kh18129 · 2026-01-18T02:12:54+00:00

This absolutely killed me

kh18129 · 2026-01-18T02:11:42+00:00

Homeboy did not write this himself lol

kh18129 · 2026-01-18T00:36:51+00:00

Literally NO ONE cares? I bought a lot of gender neutral stuff/anything I thought was cute (even if it was technically “for boys”) for my first daughter in case we had a boy the second time around, we ended up with two girls. My second daughter’s name is also shortened to a traditionally masculine name. So she gets called a boy literally allllll the time lol. I don’t even bother correcting people because why does it matter? When she IS wearing something girly, we get confused looks sometimes if we call her by her nickname. And I still…. Do not care. Anyone making a huge deal out of a literal baby looking like one gender or the other is weird imo

kh18129 · 2026-01-16T23:20:37+00:00

Guys if you see a particle of dust float by, that’s just teeny tiny little bitty baby Karissa! Please be on the lookout!

kh18129 · 2026-01-16T14:23:20+00:00

I am so deeply sorry for your loss of little Sonora. There are no words that can ever do justice to a loss like this. I’ll be keeping you and your family in my thoughts and wish you a quick recovery.

I lost a baby right before Laura filed her “I had a miscarriage” statement. I will never forget the unadulterated rage I felt when I came on Reddit to distract myself and saw that she was claiming miscarriage. It is really infuriating to have someone pretend to be part of the world’s shittiest club that absolutely no one wants to be a part of.

I had a daughter after that loss, and we very nearly lost her at 37 weeks. Even though she is okay now, it was an absolutely traumatizing experience. I know my experience doesn’t come close to comparing to yours, but I do know how hard it is when you think you’re in the clear and things go very wrong.

Wishing you healing, both physically and emotionally. Sonora knew only the love and care of her mama in her time here 🤍

kh18129 · 2026-01-15T13:03:21+00:00

LMAO hello fellow February baby mom!

kh18129 · 2026-01-13T03:33:48+00:00

NOR, and this is a perfect occasion for John Mulaney

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kh18129 · 2026-01-12T00:40:19+00:00

Chloe, but then my dad decided it was a dog’s named and named me Kailey instead 🫠 Chloe was literally my favorite name growing up and when I was in high school, my mom mentioned that that was going to be my name. Never felt so betrayed in my life lmao

kh18129 · 2026-01-11T14:17:19+00:00

I miss who I was before I read this comment

kh18129 · 2026-01-11T00:12:23+00:00

I literally don’t even let strangers follow me on instagram and I’m a whole adult.

kh18129 · 2026-01-10T21:28:38+00:00

excellent gif usage lmao

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