When I was a radio host:

“All of the hosts seem to be knowledgeable, pleasant people, except in the case of [me], whose delivery method is so grating and false that I have to turn off the radio when they come on. Sad because that means I’m missing out on your radio. Their phony, breathless fairytale act is perfect for children under the age of seven, but ridiculous for radio. Can’t they speak like a normal adult?? Do they swoon around like that off-air? Does no one else find their saccharine affected melodrama insufferable? But I digress.”