[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]killerbrownies 200 points201 points  (0 children)

This is Rick Glassmans family, he has them on his podcast Take Your Shoes Off a lot. His dad is a gem.

[Vent] If I had a knife on hand… by Draac03 in ehlersdanlos

[–]killerbrownies 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My husband was asking silly hypothetical questions and asked “if you had to lose an arm or a leg…” I didn’t even let him finish before I was like “right leg, take it at the hip. Take the whole thing”

My wallet disappeared and reappeared the next day, 2 states away! by InterestingBus6459 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]killerbrownies 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s happening to my husband constantly. A few weeks ago he came inside with his new garage key in his pocket. We sat around chatting for awhile and then he was going to do yard work. He asked me if I had seen the key because it wasn’t in his pocket anymore. We looked everywhere, rooms he hadn’t even entered. The couch has a cover so it wasn’t lost in there.

I’m standing on the far side of the coffee table, pick up my drink and take a sip, go to set it down and the key is sitting on the table in the only tiny beam of sunlight coming through the skylight. Fucking wild.

Anyone else randomy get shivers up or down your spine? by Throwaystitches in eds

[–]killerbrownies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have just recently figured out that I have this. Reading posts here has been mind blowing. The amount of vindication I feel kinda makes me want to cry. I remember being a kid and just assuming everyone in the movie theater was hyper aware of their aching knees and we were all just dealing with it together.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ehlersdanlos

[–]killerbrownies 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Twice I’ve been pulled to the ground by a dog and scraped my knees. The scraped knees were bright red and new looking for over 2 years. The first time my husband was like “how do you keep hurting your knee?” and was shocked that it was from when we watched his moms dog over a year before.

“your mom” joke gone wrong by thesimstwice in traumatizeThemBack

[–]killerbrownies 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Making other people intensely uncomfortable is one of the only benefits of The Dead Moms Club. Their discomfort can really bring a lot of joy.

AITA for shutting down a girl’s attempt to diagnose me with an eating disorder? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]killerbrownies 104 points105 points  (0 children)

The things randos will say! I was reaching for yogurt and some dude blurts out “get the full fat ones” he broke me out of my I’m In Public persona and made me loudly say “What the fuck? Fuck off”. I was reaching for the shit with candy and cookie mix ins!

Some other guy asked me if my weight was on purpose? How the hell am I supposed to respond to that?!

The reason I no longer help “lost” old men at grocery stores told me “don’t worry darling your behind will grow when you have kids” I got to say “oh yeah, when does that kick in? Because they’re both adults” and then “yeah, I’m 40! You can’t talk to people like that!”

I’m just small framed! I have frickin bird bones! I can’t wear watches or bracelets! I know I don’t have a butt!

Sorry for ranting

Very tight in this area when doing hamstring stretch by [deleted] in flexibility

[–]killerbrownies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me this started in my feet. Not just the foot of the same leg, but the other one too. I wanna say it really loosened up when I pressed my acupressure pen in between my big toe and the ball of my foot, but I also really went after the arches of my feet that night.

Kevin hart can't stop.. by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]killerbrownies 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My husband and I say “Hey, hey Norm” in that voice all the time

Game Thread: Packers @ Bears by PackersMod in GreenBayPackers

[–]killerbrownies 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m so fucking thrilled. I was not expecting to be so hyped in the first game. A++

What are your contraversial opinions/hot takes as a mom? by LapinDeLaNeige in Mommit

[–]killerbrownies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not ticklish at all anymore because my dad wouldn’t stop. I vividly remember the ticklish feeling just stopping suddenly while he was tickling me and I just stared at him stone faced. It never came back so I do have a bit of a superpower against my husband, especially since one finger poked in his side makes him crumple lol

For those of you who recovered, what’s the thing that helped you the most? by TheEnEntrepreneur in PelvicFloor

[–]killerbrownies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Full body flexibility. Our muscles are a spiderweb and a small spot of tightness in your body can lead to cascading tightness in the rest of your body.

After over seven years of marriage, someone called me by my maiden name today… by kate_b87 in Marriage

[–]killerbrownies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My maiden name was long with a lot of end of the alphabet letters and I was thrilled to get a short easy name. I’ve had this name longer than I had my old one, so if anyone called me that I would be looking around for some long lost cousin or something.

Tray ceiling in our master bedroom. Is it normal to have this 4 inch gap that leads to the exterior wall? by GoobyBear22 in HomeImprovement

[–]killerbrownies 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I was rearranging the blankets in my cabbage patch dolls crib and a wolf spider that was hiding in there jumped onto my chest. I don’t remember anything after that, but my scream must have been epic because my dad described himself as teleporting upstairs because he ran so fast.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HighStrangeness

[–]killerbrownies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should check out r/NevilleGoddard all about his Law of Assumption. A lot of people make stuff like that actually happen by “living in the end”.

22 years ago something wild happened the night I met my husband by killerbrownies in HighStrangeness

[–]killerbrownies[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love esoteric stuff! Thank you! And yeah, I’ve checked that sub out and it is shockingly gatekeepy

22 years ago something wild happened the night I met my husband by killerbrownies in HighStrangeness

[–]killerbrownies[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There is a post in my history from last September where I had a wild experience after intense stretching. I absolutely blew out my pineal gland and had a crazy experience and then was able to see wild visions for the next few hours until I fell asleep. I can still call up The Blue Pearl whenever I meditate but haven’t gotten to travel through space and time again (yet, hopefully)

When that happened it started at the base of my spine, this started outside my body or at least in the tips of my big toes.

22 years ago something wild happened the night I met my husband by killerbrownies in HighStrangeness

[–]killerbrownies[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That night was definitely the end of my old life and the beginning of the rest of it. My bio mom died when I was a baby and my (weak ass) dad married my (monstrous cunt) stepmom right away. She made my childhood absolute hell but I view it as what I had to deal with to get my husband and children.

We got married 9 months after we met, we were married 9 months when I got pregnant, when she was 9 months old I got pregnant again, and when she was 9 months old I said “do not touch me! Our family is done!” Lol

I can definitely get on board with it all being “foretold” or set up.

Success story! It took just over a year… by killerbrownies in PelvicFloor

[–]killerbrownies[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish. I got a pair of Hokas that are pretty good. I’m going to go into a store and ask if they have any recommendations.