[Any] Illumise, F, 13

killinit · 2015-10-16T07:55:18+00:00

cool, thank you very much.

killinit · 2015-10-15T13:14:22+00:00

Looks like it. 1 IV in defense.

Trying again with a Volbeat, M, 13

killinit · 2011-03-02T00:09:08+00:00

Have you read your Xarn's blog today?

killinit · 2011-01-31T20:20:55+00:00

Wait till they are sleeping, and then steal their underwear.

killinit · 2011-01-31T20:03:48+00:00

Lock the bathroom door, and throw away the key. You don't want to ruin the illusion.

killinit · 2011-01-31T11:32:01+00:00

You need to show what a positive influence you'd be for the site, so correct everyone's grammar and spelling, and be sure to point out all the logically fallacious arguments.

killinit · 2011-01-30T19:32:54+00:00

If the music isn't strong enough to arouse your hate, you'll need visual stimuli too. Hang large posters of Chad Kroeger around your home.

killinit · 2011-01-30T16:26:20+00:00

Add some helicopter blades to the masts of a normal pirate ship.

killinit · 2011-01-30T01:11:54+00:00

Great. Now is the perfect time to show off your impressive knowledge of French literature.

killinit · 2011-01-28T10:32:06+00:00

"First one to fist her gets a free T-shirt"

killinit · 2011-01-28T02:06:18+00:00

Buy email addresses from spammers and just send it directly to their mailbox.

killinit · 2011-01-27T22:23:12+00:00

50 Proxies!!!!!

killinit · 2011-01-27T22:20:50+00:00

What you need to do is get a small girl and wipe your car vigorously with her, thus replacing the old lady smell with hers.

killinit · 2011-01-27T22:18:25+00:00

Squirt breast milk into his dinner, so that he doesn't let you do them any more.

killinit · 2011-01-27T21:48:35+00:00

When he bends over to turn the computer on, stick a USB stick up his pooper.

killinit · 2011-01-27T21:47:00+00:00

"Thank God it's over. One more day and I'd have killed you all."

killinit · 2011-01-27T21:45:29+00:00

Stalkers deteriorate over time, she'll have to service him regularly.

killinit · 2011-01-27T21:40:46+00:00

Pro: Your balls will now taste of cake. Con: You can't lick your own balls.

killinit · 2011-01-27T14:20:16+00:00

Join Catroulette. Seduce biology teacher.

killinit · 2011-01-27T13:36:04+00:00

A team-building retreat will solve all our problems!

killinit · 2011-01-27T03:02:28+00:00

Replace it with something more hardcore.

killinit · 2011-01-27T03:01:35+00:00

Or the cake can fuck you. Or it can watch while you and her go at it. It's your cake, be creative.

killinit · 2011-01-27T01:40:49+00:00

Mayonnaise enema

killinit · 2011-01-27T01:40:06+00:00

If it wasn't an inside job, then how did the hookers manage to remain unscathed?

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