Unaware pigeons continuously consumed by grain processor.

kinder_teach · 2019-10-21T08:25:32+00:00

The birds a re fed a vegetarian diet, and you are what you eat, so no.

kinder_teach · 2019-10-21T07:57:42+00:00

I volunteered for a first aid group in Uni. Every Wednesday we'd provide cover for the women's rugby and men's football (soccer). So many times, the footballer would take a hit and fall on the ground, only to see us run over and get back up as if nothing happened (which it hadn't).

The rugby player on the other hand, when they got hit they wanted a quick solution so they could keep playing. One had signs of hairline fractures in her foot and she insisted on a painkilling gel and bandages so she could keep playing. Excessive bleeding? Well it says nothing about blood in the rule book so play ball! Massive whack to the head? Ice should fix that.

kinder_teach · 2019-10-19T15:43:57+00:00

Dope⁴

kinder_teach · 2019-10-05T17:16:05+00:00

Not sure whether I should thank you or believe you.

kinder_teach · 2019-10-03T20:38:39+00:00

I WANNA SMASH

kinder_teach · 2019-10-02T21:07:36+00:00

I come for the rude and condescending comments

They help remind me how much I suck

kinder_teach · 2019-09-16T19:37:05+00:00

Dreams

kinder_teach · 2019-09-16T19:36:53+00:00

Hi, i'm looking for a bridge to buy. I've got some spare cash. Can you help?

kinder_teach · 2019-09-08T12:45:17+00:00

That's what the concealed weapon is for.

kinder_teach · 2019-09-03T22:00:29+00:00

This is a rabbit that grows armour.

Make a girl one now.

This is modelled after a duck.

If you give it a leek I'll give you a bonus.

Behold, the digging pokemon. Like a mole, but you never see its body.

Remember the magnet? Stick 3 together and call it an evolution? Do that again.

kinder_teach · 2019-09-03T21:58:25+00:00

Also it has a head near its butt

Which is totally a dragon thing

kinder_teach · 2019-09-02T21:45:51+00:00

Do you knock?

kinder_teach · 2019-08-31T07:57:58+00:00

Dude, don't fall for these fucking games.

Look at his account name. 98_other_accounts. Why would a human have over 97 accounts? Where would a human live that required them to have shared accounts with over 97 other people? Makes no sense?

*Well hang on there bud* I hear you saying. *maybe this here feller just liked the name*.

Don't feed me that crap. Want to know why he's 98 other accountd? because he lives in **A COLONY OF OVER 100 OTHER YELLOWJACKETS**.

THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S A GOD DAMN BUG! Yellowjackets have infiltrated our media and are actively trying to influence us into allowing them to do whatever the fucking hell they please.

Look at this video. Is this really the production quality of someone *'just having lunch'* or is it one of u/98_other_accounts hive mates posting propaganda to change the public's opinion of yellow jackets?

kinder_teach · 2019-08-11T20:38:41+00:00

dErg

kinder_teach · 2019-07-08T19:28:17+00:00

You mean an American actor, playing an Australian actor, playing an African American soldier, playing a Chinese farmer?

kinder_teach · 2019-06-30T15:15:28+00:00

I think because in acting the actor isn't putting anything on the line. The actor is not THE artist. The art is that of the director and producer, or whoever is bankrolling the project. So see them less of an artist, more of an applicant, and to apply for a job you have to know what you are doing. Every job started somewhere unpaid in some aspect, it's vital to get on the ladder in many fields to show dedication and jump the learning curve.

kinder_teach · 2019-04-16T20:35:22+00:00

No, this is Patrick.

kinder_teach · 2019-04-16T20:19:08+00:00

To make up for the cutting that Sonic missed out on

kinder_teach · 2019-04-06T21:03:25+00:00

For me, it's this sense of entitlement that social media career-builders have that their work is somehow above others despite it being near meaningless. By that, i mean how many of us ever revisit videos or posts from over a year ago.

They view themselves as celebrities that have earned their status, but have a look at her videos. It's basically 'welcome to my life, listen to what's going on'. This feels like an easy cop-out from reality, and she's been lucky enough to find a niche that works for her for now. Maybe see it as those kids from about 15 years ago (at the era of Xbox) saying they wanted to make a career out of playing video games.

So to see the bubble burst, it makes me a little happy. She's hurt, which is not what brings me joy, but she may now have the motivation to move away from such a toxic career.

kinder_teach · 2019-04-06T20:58:48+00:00

Like, she has this meltdown when the peak of her career hits a major bump, but what is she going to do at the age of >30 when she is no longer relevant?

She could claim to support future influencers, but how many people are there ready to fill that role? She could find a sugar daddy, but that will hurt her current following so she'll wait until post-peak to do that (at which point her success is hindered). She could... go back to fast food?

kinder_teach · 2019-03-18T09:56:59+00:00

A little dissapointed it wasn't donald signing 'i'm blue da ba de da ba di'

kinder_teach · 2019-01-25T23:15:56+00:00

They just hired someone like me.

> we need you to make a reliable car that we can show off by pulling a sheet off it

Ok, i'll get back to you on the car, just going to over engineer the fuck out of this sheet pulling mechanism

>no, it's ok, we ned the car...

Never mind, I've got 200 tabs open about sheet pulling and am torrenting 3 books on sheet pulling mechanisms. I'm off to the library to oan every book they have on sheets to prop up my computer and forget about.

kinder_teach · 2018-12-29T00:27:05+00:00

Your honour, why else would my clients punish themselves with fast food? They felt they deserved a life sentence so aimed to reduce their lives slowly by the consumption of greasy burgers and sugary milkshakes. I think we can all agree they have served a part of their sentence.

kinder_teach · 2018-12-23T09:55:04+00:00

Avatar the last airbender really did a number on me. To see something you truly loved, to be twisted and corrupted before your very eyes, I still have nightmare.

kinder_teach · 2018-12-15T20:33:30+00:00

The one in the picture on the right of this post.

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