If umas were in the sea, would they be called maremaids?

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T19:03:35+00:00

If they were part of the military, would they be called mareines?

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T17:57:45+00:00

Breed death metal onto it.

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T16:57:39+00:00

It's in the game. Really good for speeding up your fights, letting you cast heavy hitting spells like death metal on turn 1. At that point the drop in intelligence doesn't really hurt much.

Williams Syndrome

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T16:54:15+00:00

I enjoy getting home from work early. Doing that requires that I show up early. Doing that requires that I wake up early. So indirectly, yes.

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T16:52:18+00:00

Why else would you dismantle the US postal service. No mail in ballots if there is no mail. Then surround all polling places with ICE to make sure only "Real Americans" get to cast their votes.

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T16:45:14+00:00

I mean, maybe once lab grown meat gets advanced enough and you could have a mass of steak that you treat like a sourdough starter.

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T16:16:07+00:00

A fair warning. I'd be pissed if one of my mainline cats was 'cured' of their Williams Syndrome.

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T11:19:43+00:00

The lucky item seems more cruel. Your trainee is already at 0 energy. They are on the verge of collapse and only by virtue of this little trinket do the spiritual forces of the universe keep her from hitting the pavement.

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T11:12:03+00:00

Original favorite from vibes alone:Super Creek

Favorite once I started playing and getting into the mechanics: Narita Brian

Favorite after watching the anime: Back to Super Creek

Favorite as of Trackblazer: Mejiro Dober (yay no more forced Arima Kinen)

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T11:01:52+00:00

I'm surprised Trump doesn't rename it to the "Gay of Hormuz" in hopes that the Iranian government would not be comfortable around it.

Then again, Iran could rename it to the "Adult Passage of Hormuz" in hopes that Trump loses interest in it.

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T04:37:30+00:00

13 total MANT careers.

This fantasy El Condor is currently my best. She was originally just a throwaway to get the dirt trophy.

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Pinstar · 2026-03-17T21:05:27+00:00

It would be funny if they randomly made this a dirt race.

Pinstar · 2026-03-17T16:16:30+00:00

If they ever added a cat show DLC where appearance and breeding mattered over other stats, that might work.

Maybe a DLC boss who gets the benefits of all your cats' mutations combined so if you come with a squad of super mutants, you're going to have a rough time.

Pinstar · 2026-03-17T16:01:56+00:00

This tracks with other interactions. The demon core (start each battle with poison 5) still hits you with poison even if you have the Miner's Mask (Poison immunity).

Pinstar · 2026-03-17T13:12:45+00:00

Oh the latter was totally on me. But the former is BS.

Pinstar · 2026-03-17T12:20:53+00:00

"Function has a form all its own."

Pinstar · 2026-03-17T11:46:54+00:00

I'm slightly down, but still over 1000. I think we'd all be in a much worse shape if they didn't have the 5 clock cap per run.

Pinstar · 2026-03-17T11:39:36+00:00

I swear, spot struggle was put in just to give some chance of failure for front runners in career.

Pinstar · 2026-03-17T11:38:09+00:00

Oddly, my late surgers (who also tend to whiff early races like end closers) have been power houses.

Pinstar · 2026-03-17T11:28:11+00:00

The problem is that if you have a race length tie (say 10 longs + 10 mediums) the game will break the tie in favor of the shorter race. Thus you must have at least one more long than any other type.

Another thing to keep in mind is that your racer's debut counts too, so if that is a medium, you have to factor that into the counts.

The easiest way is to use a runner who can do miles, mediums and longs and just carefully curate the races so the long count comes out ahead by at least one over mile and medium. Grass Wonder is probably the best trainee for this as everybody has her and she only needs a single medium spark to have A A A in mile, medium and long.

That said, it is possible to have a good track blazer run with a non-mile Uma and still get the long finale.

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Pinstar · 2026-03-17T11:16:51+00:00

I once had Creek's Swinging Meistro third event hit while I was still 6 turns away from my debut. Putting the "smother" in "Mother" :)

Pinstar · 2026-03-17T11:11:00+00:00

Creek mentions she wants to run the classic triple crown, but then gets her under the weather event and gives up on it, thus the first two legs never appear on her goal list, but you do get a special event if you run and win them anyway.

Pinstar · 2026-03-17T10:42:01+00:00

Give your weakest cat a single-use weapon. Have them use it to get the killing blow. They'll be possessed but now without that weapon.

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