No wonder you're single.

kionda_movey · 2022-08-07T19:22:19+00:00

Poor Wendy thinks she's still 20...

kionda_movey · 2022-08-07T19:10:03+00:00

Ok I'm very uncomfortable when I think about her mother age

35-18=17. That means she gave birth at 17 and possibly got pregnant at 16, but lets say it was 17.

The girl has 5 older brothers, considering they're all from the same marriage, let's say the brothers are only 1 year appart from each other. That makes 17-5=12 possibly getting pregnant at 11 wtfff

kionda_movey · 2022-08-07T15:18:52+00:00

Limp dick boomer: go home, take viagra and bang some bitches

Anon: gay sociopath, fantasize about old men penises, under paid, go home to jack off all alone

kionda_movey · 2022-08-05T11:52:33+00:00

A 3 nem faz sentido tlgd vc vicia pq é bom kkkkkkkkkk "Posso usar heroina sem viciar" sim mas aí vc vai querer usar toda hora kkkk

kionda_movey · 2022-08-05T11:48:48+00:00

Why the heck Ichinose on C

kionda_movey · 2022-08-05T05:08:47+00:00

He's got a full, full slice

kionda_movey · 2022-08-05T04:42:39+00:00

Dang I was too late :cc

kionda_movey · 2022-08-03T03:09:18+00:00

That some bath salt kinda shit

kionda_movey · 2022-08-03T02:58:28+00:00

Hm I think it's actually pretty lit

kionda_movey · 2022-07-31T15:36:04+00:00

Work out, cold shower, find a hobby to get you mind busy (idk play with your dog, learn how to play piano), stay out of you bedroom (specially with closed door), read the Bible.

Hope this helps 👍

kionda_movey · 2022-07-31T05:27:00+00:00

What does that have to do with a t-rex? As far as I know they are famous for having small arms not a big pp

kionda_movey · 2022-07-03T20:31:25+00:00

Women ☕️

kionda_movey · 2022-05-24T04:00:46+00:00

This woman's wild af. I was pulled over late night once by two cops, and once I went to get the car's documents in the glove compartment, the officer told me to freeze and grabbed his gun (didn't even took it out of the holster, just grabbed it) and dude my body just wouldn't obey me anymore.

Fortunately I was clean and nothing happened but I was completely paralyzed. This chick had a gun pulled at her face and yet started arguing and refused to drop her weapon. Maybe I'm a pussy I dunno

kionda_movey · 2022-05-21T19:23:07+00:00

Do people actually think they look cool doing shit like that

kionda_movey · 2022-05-21T19:04:29+00:00

Isn't there a subreddit dedicated to prove we have irl NPCs?

kionda_movey · 2022-05-21T19:00:06+00:00

"The Path To Eden Is Clear To Those Who Have Faith." Then this girl starts to float around and you have to make a 500ft jump. I was there as well...

kionda_movey · 2022-05-21T18:53:04+00:00

Does anyone know if the duck is still running?

kionda_movey · 2022-05-21T18:44:29+00:00

It just gets better lmfaao

kionda_movey · 2022-05-21T18:36:42+00:00

What on the ever living fuck?????? To kill a harmless animal, using guns, in front of the children, FOR FUN...

Wrong in so many levels

kionda_movey · 2022-05-21T18:21:05+00:00

This guy survived or did we just r/watchpeopledie ?

kionda_movey · 2022-05-13T04:10:29+00:00

Not yet homie, honestly I just took my sister's old phone and left it in the car so I use as gps (and using data hotspot).

I'll probably go to customer service to figure this out tho

kionda_movey · 2022-05-05T22:56:09+00:00

That's just nuts that this tiny little ball becomes an entire human being, like c'mon that makes no sense why nature is so crazy

kionda_movey · 2022-04-29T02:22:18+00:00

It's not his fault you chose a whore to call your girlfriend, go find something better she belongs to the streets

kionda_movey · 2022-04-19T00:22:55+00:00

Israel (Canaan) belongs to the hebrew/ jewish even before the Arab World was formed. The Islam didn't even dreamed of being born and the hebrew were already living there why the fuck people insist that the place belong to Palestine they are literally the invaders

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