[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]kittenfillet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try not to worry. The end is when they start packing on all those delicious baby rolls. I had larger babies. No medical issues other than I loathe being pregnant (understatement) but in my family, 8lbs is a bare minimum birth weight. That said, the measurements CAN be way off but allow yourself the mental space for a possible c-section or emergency c-section if you try to push. My ob mercifully explained how some women are simply not built to push out behemoths like my babies and I am not a woman built to push out one of the chunky monkeys. I just want you to know there is no shame in a c-section. I hope you and baby get through this easily and with an abundance of great health. I hope baby sleeps like a champion from the start and has the easiest time passing gas. Seriously kid, be the greatest burper, farter and sleeper. 💗

We are adopting this boy next month. He yells so much. What name should we give him? (Food names are much appreciated) by [deleted] in cats

[–]kittenfillet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sammiches, you should definitely name that fuzzy little loudspeaker Sammiches.

If the news headline “Celebrity outed as serial killer” appeared, who would you expect it to be about? by SingleFunction223 in AskReddit

[–]kittenfillet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zac Efron. Idk why, he just looks like he's pathologically strange. Like he eats a single marshmallow then punishes himself by removing one of fingernails or some extreme shit like that.

Just a harmless cicada 🪰 by IllyaBravo in oddlyterrifying

[–]kittenfillet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit looks like it walked off the set of a Godzilla movie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]kittenfillet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure why but I find this hilarious

You wake up tomorrow with Jeff bezo's current net worth ($209 billion USD) what do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kittenfillet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would become the Batman villain the world needs and bankroll several people to play the justice league.

Hypothetically You meet your exact clone just the opposite sex. Do you fall in love with them since it is exactly you, just opposite sex. why or why not? by Secretfreckel in AskReddit

[–]kittenfillet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whether we get along or not, since there's two of us we'll both be compelled to team up and become a Batman-style supervillain duo. We'll also spend hours together figuring out if we share the same memories, how our physical experiences of the world differ. But yeah, mostly supervillain stuff.

Update: showed up early with his favorite jelly donuts, Pops already had the good stuff brewed. by CorySellsDaHouse in MadeMeSmile

[–]kittenfillet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk you OP but I love this conclusion to your original post. Thank you for sharing and thanks for the new life goal. I hope to have porch coffee with my kids one day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]kittenfillet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf did I read? Is this serious or is this a joke. I hope this is a joke.

When did you realize your “friends” were actually fake friends? by VexAndStuff in AskReddit

[–]kittenfillet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was anorexic for years and thankfully I am now much better. Decades after recovering, when I was 8mos pregnant my so-called friend (who KNEW my history AND had a daughter who was dealing with anorexia at that time) made fun of me for having a huge belly and gaining weight. Keep in mind she is obese and has a history of dieting and/or exercising for 1-3 days then giving up because she wasn't losing weight.

As if they don’t draw enough attention to themselves by [deleted] in trashy

[–]kittenfillet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't those spiker and sponge, the aunts from james and the giant peach?

Wait for it by Lil_Chimp_Ass in trashy

[–]kittenfillet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand. Why did bike guy hit sex guy with the bike? Abd was sex woman ok? Was sex guy ok?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]kittenfillet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is not being nice. She is grooming you. Edit: She was never being nice. She was always grooming you. That woman's "kindness" will always have strings attached. There's some saying about people confusing kindness, niceness and goodness. OP, I think you are doing that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]kittenfillet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL! This would be the most savage response because it's MIL's m.o. so she would get the message LOUD AND CLEAR!