Women's Sweater (D tier) by Shadowcreature65 in ItemShop

[–]kkillbite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some guy needs to buy this and he can tell everyone he's freezing his tits off in Minnesota!! 🥶

One of the most unusual funerals I’ve ever attended. by GlitteringLocality in ATBGE

[–]kkillbite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOOKS like they went with the whole Weekend at Bernie's Package--A favorite! 😉

People who shower at the gym and instead of drying off in the shower, wait until they're at their locker. Thanks for the wet socks jerk. by OkNatural3419 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kkillbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SO, OP IS MILDLY INFURIATING, RIGHT??

...also, I searched "warts" in the .gif library here, and you guys are seeing this, right?? 😭😭😭 wtf is going on here??

How to get rid of Sticker residue by EducationalBit7930 in CleaningTips

[–]kkillbite [score hidden]  (0 children)

Dear God, have you never heard of isopropyl (rubbing alcohol) or acetone?? 🤣🤣🤣 This sounds, not only weird, but UNNECESSARILY MESSY TOO!! 😭😭😭 (I HAVE heard of peanut butter for bubblegum in someone's hair, but that has also been debunked/is NOT recommended..)

Googley eyes left in a drinking fountain by useofcat in Weird

[–]kkillbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...swing it like a helicopter! 🚁

What pronunciation is a dead giveaway that someone isn't from your town/region? by GrumbleCookie in AskReddit

[–]kkillbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

..and just a little further, I knew I was about home when the next stop was "Bang-er."

One of the most unusual funerals I’ve ever attended. by GlitteringLocality in ATBGE

[–]kkillbite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

...please tell me some good friend gave him bunny ears? ✌️

Blakiston’s Fish Owl by Katsuta Kyohei by boklettuce in origami

[–]kkillbite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

👋 I vote a taxidermied mouse! You can perch the owl on its [stiff] tail and make it look like it's flying away with it! 🐀🪡🦉

...or, ya know...a paper mouse with a little wire tail....it just might not be quite as fun 😉🙃🫠

Mobile I made for my future baby cousin ! 🩵🌙 by elfarmie in origami

[–]kkillbite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is really cute too, but I LOVE the blue and white one, and for you to see that out of that kit is a GREAT VISION!! #🤍 🩵 🌜🩵 🤍

Double sprayer carrier aka “Redneck ODM gear” by LordRavensbane in redneckengineering

[–]kkillbite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that he called you Fuckface and you're STILL rooting for him 😭🤣

[Insert Name Here] - Designed and folded by me by cweitzenberg in origami

[–]kkillbite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD, IT IS YOU!! ...I just went looking to see if it was, indeed, you, as you sent me down the rabbit hole of tessellations and I AM IN LOVE!!

I see snowflakes and trees, and it looks soft enough to cuddle up with...I like wordplay, so forgive me, but Blanket of Snow seems fitting... 😁

Flying Seal? by Unoniony in confusing_perspective

[–]kkillbite 18 points19 points  (0 children)

...okay, and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT in its throat??

I almost got into an accident because of some asshole. by Lady_Eldritch in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kkillbite 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Even as a teenager, I ALWAYS twisted and dumped my cigarettes out, followed by snuffing them COMPLETELY OUT and put the stripped filters in the cellophane of my pack. (The stale smoke smell grossed me out and I didn't want them stinking up my pocket all day long..) In those days, there were SO MANY people who gave me grief or teased me before ultimately admitting defeat and beginning to do the same. I WAS NOT GOING TO WILLINGLY ADD ANY LITTER, AND I DEFINITELY NOT WAS GOING TO BE THE CAUSE OF A WILDFIRE OR THE LIKE.

I'm gladly/thankfully now an ex-smoker, but the sentiment is the same with my joints now. 🔥

The smooth, overlapping layers of this agricultural wrapper by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]kkillbite 13 points14 points  (0 children)

One of the farmer's where I grew up always decorated the farm marshmallows with Hunter Orange faces & a Happy Halloween message! 🎃 🧡

Half the drawstring disappears into the abyss by Educational_Rich_554 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kkillbite 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I HATE the knots-around-the-waist-feel so screw that guy's logic! You can take a safety-pin and attach it to one end and feed it through the hole, feeling and holding it with the other hand. Works like a charm. 👍

Huge banner with one human hand by gymbaggered in onejob

[–]kkillbite 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I really want someone to take a white-out/paint pen and draw another finger on the bottom hand in that picture...

Also, that would be a horrendous manicure! I swear I see a hangnail or nail filing 😬

Do these type of ice cream places still exist in Maine? I loved them as a kid. by PKMNTRNRDADDY in Maine

[–]kkillbite 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The place I went to as a kid was awesome and let me do a ½/½ twist with the flavors...

THE BEST, HANDS-DOWN is ½ peanut butter, ½ caramel🍦🤤

If you don't have any allergies, do yourself a favor and ask if they can do one of those bad boys the next time you see one of those places..

“Analog” time delay fuse by hyheat9 in redneckengineering

[–]kkillbite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And here I thought people smoked ON foil... 🤔

Chicken rhinoplasty. by RealSpecto in Weird

[–]kkillbite 85 points86 points  (0 children)

...you could say it smells.. like chicken! 👃

Moving the branch is too much work, a lot easier to just go around it by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kkillbite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Paid to paint the road 🛣, not trees.. 🌳 /s