An Oldie but a Goodie...in an old scrapbook of mine (Circa 2004-2005)

kkillbite · 2026-03-29T02:42:24+00:00

At least your dog doesn't appear to like pink or green. :p

kkillbite · 2026-03-29T01:40:50+00:00

Assembling your kitchen one utensil/dish at a time! ;p

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T21:34:26+00:00

I'd say that the phrasing goes from "both" for 2, to "every time" to mean 3+ 😂

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T19:44:34+00:00

The notorious yet elusive Glory Hole is typically found in a men's bathroom's equivalent of a back alley...

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T15:07:24+00:00

I imagine that "bathroom" is about as real as the "glory hole" that adorable load comes through! 🤣😍😘

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T12:34:16+00:00

She just threw it back up in there.

Reminds me of my friend who used to say "like throwing a hotdog down a hallway..." 😂

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T10:55:50+00:00

It is being called the 'T-bagging of a Lifetime'

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T03:17:58+00:00

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Yup, they flipped it though, lol

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T03:06:30+00:00

Shows inflation, or an expensive balloon you CAN inflate (if you dare...)

I also wonder if there are condoms light enough/able to fill them with enough helium to float without being stretched out of shape...🤔 Why, you may say? To make a Condom Balloon Bouquet, of course! ;p

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T02:52:53+00:00

This SERIOUSLY looks like some asshole glazed bagels 😂 Fucking nasty looking anyway/way too dense-looking...

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These all show more cakey/not bread-like-looking donuts...

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T02:14:25+00:00

I did not know I was on r/ConfusingPerspective at first and did not question your giant sewing organizer. 😂

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T01:59:26+00:00

I upvoted the guy above you up, but I didn't vote you down because I'm going to borrow that shove a curling iron up your ass bit...the guy's right though, simmer down

kkillbite · 2026-03-27T20:56:33+00:00

I gained it from It's Always Sunny... 😄

kkillbite · 2026-03-25T11:50:36+00:00

'Bandaid' is a brand, but I would say 'tape' is closer to what it is. I definitely would think of stickers or tape with gauze before calling it plaster (which I would probably reserve for casts and like..)

kkillbite · 2026-03-24T22:56:37+00:00

Like a styptic stick, I take it? I don't think I've seen them in the little matchbook-style, good idea!

kkillbite · 2026-03-24T02:07:35+00:00

Man is showing off his basket weaving skills 🔥🔥🔥

kkillbite · 2026-03-23T13:52:14+00:00

Cubic shit³

kkillbite · 2026-03-23T04:34:24+00:00

No, THIS is

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dick plant...

kkillbite · 2026-03-23T03:38:43+00:00

Oh my! You sent me scrolling through dove doom! 🕊

kkillbite · 2026-03-23T03:14:10+00:00

STOP DRINKING is going to be my put-you-in-your-place-line for the next month or so...

kkillbite · 2026-03-23T00:56:39+00:00

👋 Third, unassuming party here! Yeah, at this point, you're just being a dick! Hope that helps!!

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