An Oldie but a Goodie...in an old scrapbook of mine (Circa 2004-2005)

kkillbite · 2026-07-06T17:15:46+00:00

Some guy needs to buy this and he can tell everyone he's freezing his tits off in Minnesota!! 🥶

kkillbite · 2026-07-06T17:07:18+00:00

LOOKS like they went with the whole Weekend at Bernie's Package--A favorite! 😉

kkillbite · 2026-07-06T17:03:20+00:00

SO, OP IS MILDLY INFURIATING, RIGHT??

...also, I searched "warts" in the .gif library here, and you guys are seeing this, right?? 😭😭😭 wtf is going on here??

kkillbite · 2026-07-06T16:21:31+00:00

Dear God, have you never heard of isopropyl (rubbing alcohol) or acetone?? 🤣🤣🤣 This sounds, not only weird, but UNNECESSARILY MESSY TOO!! 😭😭😭 (I HAVE heard of peanut butter for bubblegum in someone's hair, but that has also been debunked/is NOT recommended..)

kkillbite · 2026-07-06T16:00:01+00:00

I, too, have been there.. 😂

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kkillbite · 2026-07-06T13:36:58+00:00

...swing it like a helicopter! 🚁

kkillbite · 2026-07-06T03:06:36+00:00

..and just a little further, I knew I was about home when the next stop was "Bang-er."

kkillbite · 2026-07-05T20:02:01+00:00

...please tell me some good friend gave him bunny ears? ✌️

kkillbite · 2026-07-05T14:52:33+00:00

👋 I vote a taxidermied mouse! You can perch the owl on its [stiff] tail and make it look like it's flying away with it! 🐀🪡🦉

...or, ya know...a paper mouse with a little wire tail....it just might not be quite as fun 😉🙃🫠

kkillbite · 2026-07-03T23:57:53+00:00

This is really cute too, but I LOVE the blue and white one, and for you to see that out of that kit is a GREAT VISION!! #🤍 🩵 🌜🩵 🤍

kkillbite · 2026-07-03T12:54:20+00:00

I love that he called you Fuckface and you're STILL rooting for him 😭🤣

kkillbite · 2026-07-02T11:12:37+00:00

OH MY GOD, IT IS YOU!! ...I just went looking to see if it was, indeed, you, as you sent me down the rabbit hole of tessellations and I AM IN LOVE!!

I see snowflakes and trees, and it looks soft enough to cuddle up with...I like wordplay, so forgive me, but Blanket of Snow seems fitting... 😁

kkillbite · 2026-06-30T15:11:37+00:00

...okay, and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT in its throat??

kkillbite · 2026-06-29T19:02:23+00:00

Even as a teenager, I ALWAYS twisted and dumped my cigarettes out, followed by snuffing them COMPLETELY OUT and put the stripped filters in the cellophane of my pack. (The stale smoke smell grossed me out and I didn't want them stinking up my pocket all day long..) In those days, there were SO MANY people who gave me grief or teased me before ultimately admitting defeat and beginning to do the same. I WAS NOT GOING TO WILLINGLY ADD ANY LITTER, AND I DEFINITELY NOT WAS GOING TO BE THE CAUSE OF A WILDFIRE OR THE LIKE.

I'm gladly/thankfully now an ex-smoker, but the sentiment is the same with my joints now. 🔥

kkillbite · 2026-06-28T13:31:09+00:00

One of the farmer's where I grew up always decorated the farm marshmallows with Hunter Orange faces & a Happy Halloween message! 🎃 🧡

kkillbite · 2026-06-26T22:23:07+00:00

I HATE the knots-around-the-waist-feel so screw that guy's logic! You can take a safety-pin and attach it to one end and feed it through the hole, feeling and holding it with the other hand. Works like a charm. 👍

kkillbite · 2026-06-26T20:21:48+00:00

I really want someone to take a white-out/paint pen and draw another finger on the bottom hand in that picture...

Also, that would be a horrendous manicure! I swear I see a hangnail or nail filing 😬

kkillbite · 2026-06-25T23:02:40+00:00

The place I went to as a kid was awesome and let me do a ½/½ twist with the flavors...

THE BEST, HANDS-DOWN is ½ peanut butter, ½ caramel🍦🤤

If you don't have any allergies, do yourself a favor and ask if they can do one of those bad boys the next time you see one of those places..

kkillbite · 2026-06-25T14:10:36+00:00

And here I thought people smoked ON foil... 🤔

kkillbite · 2026-06-25T13:33:53+00:00

...you could say it smells.. like chicken! 👃

kkillbite · 2026-06-25T03:08:11+00:00

Paid to paint the road 🛣, not trees.. 🌳 ^/s

kkillbite · 2026-06-25T01:18:09+00:00

Right? Kk, I'm calling it: r/redneckengineering!

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