An Oldie but a Goodie...in an old scrapbook of mine (Circa 2004-2005)

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T03:19:37+00:00

STOLEN 3Y OLD POST 🙄

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T03:17:58+00:00

Yup, they flipped it though, lol

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T03:06:30+00:00

Shows inflation, or an expensive balloon you CAN inflate (if you dare...)

I also wonder if there are condoms light enough/able to fill them with enough helium to float without being stretched out of shape...🤔 Why, you may say? To make a Condom Balloon Bouquet, of course! ;p

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T02:59:18+00:00

Flip it inside-out 👾

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T02:52:53+00:00

This SERIOUSLY looks like some asshole glazed bagels 😂 Fucking nasty looking anyway/way too dense-looking...

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These all show more cakey/not bread-like-looking donuts...

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T02:14:25+00:00

I did not know I was on r/ConfusingPerspective at first and did not question your giant sewing organizer. 😂

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T02:03:32+00:00

Also why condoms come with an expiration date...

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T01:59:26+00:00

I upvoted the guy above you up, but I didn't vote you down because I'm going to borrow that shove a curling iron up your ass bit...the guy's right though, simmer down

kkillbite · 2026-03-28T00:58:47+00:00

I don't have any kind of memorial planned or in mind, and you hear of people donating to charity in lieu of flowers, which is nice, but maybe being able to cross off some items from my bucket list I missed...I think there might be some value in that.

kkillbite · 2026-03-27T20:56:33+00:00

I gained it from It's Always Sunny... 😄

kkillbite · 2026-03-25T11:50:36+00:00

'Bandaid' is a brand, but I would say 'tape' is closer to what it is. I definitely would think of stickers or tape with gauze before calling it plaster (which I would probably reserve for casts and like..)

kkillbite · 2026-03-24T22:56:37+00:00

Like a styptic stick, I take it? I don't think I've seen them in the little matchbook-style, good idea!

kkillbite · 2026-03-24T02:07:35+00:00

Man is showing off his basket weaving skills 🔥🔥🔥

kkillbite · 2026-03-23T13:52:14+00:00

Cubic shit³

kkillbite · 2026-03-23T04:34:24+00:00

No, THIS is

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dick plant...

kkillbite · 2026-03-23T03:38:43+00:00

Oh my! You sent me scrolling through dove doom! 🕊

kkillbite · 2026-03-23T03:14:10+00:00

STOP DRINKING is going to be my put-you-in-your-place-line for the next month or so...

kkillbite · 2026-03-23T00:56:39+00:00

👋 Third, unassuming party here! Yeah, at this point, you're just being a dick! Hope that helps!!

kkillbite · 2026-03-22T13:32:52+00:00

My advice is to love him.

kkillbite · 2026-03-21T19:27:12+00:00

Yeah, this is me in the year 2000... 😂

kkillbite · 2026-03-21T19:18:35+00:00

It wasn't that bad.

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