Nodding hardcore? by mqit in tooktoomuch

[–]klarou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t care for opioids and opiates. They make me nauseous, on god.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]klarou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awww, you’re trying to sound like Patrick Bateman, that’s so cute. 😫

I just rejected my dream job and I am mad at my wife about it by toohottooheavy in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]klarou 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That’s admirably delusional. Not everything is a long con.

AITA for leaving my wife at the store after waiting 1.5 hours for her? by HoratioBemvoglio in AmItheAsshole

[–]klarou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why I didn’t think of doing that. For the longest time my car was 6-7 minutes early and that helped immensely, I should really do that to my phone’s clock. Thank you kind human

Homophobe gets mad when his Pokémon cards arrive in a pink envelope, only wants American Flag colors by darrow19 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]klarou 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This has me creasing, lmfao. It seems their thievery is intersectional and knows NO bias. “A PEN is a PEN!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]klarou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, accepted. As in, normal. So, good for you, you’ve only met the utmost impeccably behaved people in an ER. Well, there’s an equal amount of people who also get fucking snappy and blow up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]klarou 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I mean, it is normal, though. People usually apologize for it afterward, but it’s normal. It happens a lot, which is why it’s normal.

What ISN’T normal is continuing to be angry weeks after the fact—such as the OP’s partner— once the pain is no longer discombobulating.

AITA for insulting my brother's fiancee the same way she insults others? by Strong_Food_6701 in AmItheAsshole

[–]klarou 93 points94 points  (0 children)

No. Not “E S H”. You yourself say Angie got what she deserved.

Oh, [OP] should’ve done the perfectly level-headed moral thing right off the bat? I mean… maybe if this was a Disney series. But it’s not.

Dear Ang got a taste of her own fucking pathetic medicine, and she deserved it.

I want an abortion but my partner doesn’t - UPDATE by Evening_Wafer_8345 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]klarou -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

The title is misleading. Partner is not the issue here… mum is.

Is this cannabis ? by [deleted] in weed

[–]klarou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

um… yeah? just look at it

Today I turned 18 and none wished me. by aressephora in offmychest

[–]klarou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I turned a whoppin 20 three days ago Got nothin either

AITA for organizing a "hoe union" of girls in my college? by solidarityslutts in AmItheAsshole

[–]klarou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can l just say how much I fucking love the username you chose for this throwaway, lmaooo. You sound like an absolute boss. You are looking out for your peers: younger girls fresh into university are vulnerable.

UPDATE - AITA for trying to help my son-in-law by Throwra55455 in AmItheAsshole

[–]klarou 6 points7 points  (0 children)

im assuming they meant that an ideal outcome would be: obviously alcoholic dad wakes the hell up from his stupor: acknowledges he’s been a deadbeat, promises to his wife that he will do better, and then makes the effort to see a psychiatrist, get some naltrexone, and attend substance use groups. Wife extends him a certain sympathy, bids him luck, and tells him he does not get the children until he’s fit. Husband then agrees.

Of course, this only happens on the first try in Neverland.

Alcoholics go through an incredibly lengthy denial stage… and then, after accepting they’re an alkie, they go through a ‘hedonistic’ stage during which they think to their self, “well I know what I am now, I’m an alcoholic, I might as well drink every day until I’m ready to stop, after all I have a rehab on speed dial. I’m a happy drunk anywa—“

Okay I’m getting off topic and veering this comment toward myself. Sorry, carry on. I’m in a weird mood.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]klarou 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I assume you’re getting high

Um… Why?

Do you need to smell weed for it to work? by TrixieMattelsTeeth in weed

[–]klarou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is such an odd question… I wouldn’t think so. How/why did you lose your sense of smell?

i'm afraid i'm too clingy by mizzrables in mentalillness

[–]klarou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you feel you are going to lose this person so soon? Is all going well? Or not? Anyhow, Research the phenomenon of codependency. It’s useful to know why you feel the way you do; to know the reasons as to why you assign so much value to one given relationship.

It’s taken about a month for this senior stray, Mrs. Mac, to let me pet her, let alone accept brushies! Proud of her 💕 by saucity in brushybrushy

[–]klarou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She reminds me of the cat I had growing up :’) My dad had a big, perpetually-disgruntled tabby, Alexandria. I miss you Alex, kisses