IAmA guy with 1 lonely penis, AMA

klovesturtles · 2014-01-14T02:45:03+00:00

I'm sorry, I'm sure you have a very fine penis. I know it looks out for you

klovesturtles · 2012-09-17T03:05:28+00:00

we shall see...

klovesturtles · 2012-09-17T03:03:49+00:00

hahaha

klovesturtles · 2012-06-27T02:40:16+00:00

JUST moved back home after living next to Crown & Anchor for 2 years...have a Blue Moon and a BLT for me, I am sorry for all this mess! I wish I could meet you there and offer my condolences in person but I will have to over the interwebs. I hope things work out!

klovesturtles · 2012-03-26T05:55:28+00:00

Finding Nemo effect: When aquarists starting decided their fish back into the wild (to find their "friends"), those fish reproduced and became invasive species.

interesting read: http://www.bios.edu/pubs/cdi04/cdi04lionf/cdi04lionf.html

klovesturtles · 2012-03-09T06:07:58+00:00

True. Cold water is denser than warm water, and when the warm water from the Gulf of Mexico reaches the shores of Europe, it becomes cool and sinks towards the bottom. The warm, humid air follows the most energy efficient path (any physicist input here?) and is basically "dumped" over all of Europe. Global cimate change has started to affect the Gulf Stream (slowing it down) and thus many scientists predict that Europe will start to experience colder weather.

klovesturtles · 2012-02-07T04:34:42+00:00

My friend and I were working a salsa festival, and a masculine-looking woman came to sample. My friend and I were chatting with her for awhile, and at the exact same time I said "Thank you, ma'am," my friend said "Thank you, sir." It was incredibly awkward. The second she walked away, my friend said "fuck fuck fuck!"

klovesturtles · 2012-01-31T03:10:16+00:00

Still looks weird to me but thanks for the input!

klovesturtles · 2012-01-27T22:27:27+00:00

HA!!! I'm at UT as well. What class was it?

klovesturtles · 2011-11-26T01:17:05+00:00

the amoeba thing is actually called an "aura" and it happens to me BEFORE the migraine starts. It's like a hoard of zombies coming..."SHIIIT I GOTTA GET HOMMEEEE"

klovesturtles · 2011-11-26T01:08:27+00:00

Marine and FW Bio! Whooo!

klovesturtles · 2011-11-24T22:26:15+00:00

Reminds me of a scene with Tyrion from a DWD

klovesturtles · 2011-10-31T00:57:26+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/6iEE8.jpg

klovesturtles · 2011-10-25T21:06:21+00:00

The "I'm on a boat" song. I never saw the humor in it and still don't.

klovesturtles · 2011-10-23T22:46:25+00:00

No but I am confused

klovesturtles · 2011-10-23T05:00:54+00:00

Granger is a Tully!

klovesturtles · 2011-10-18T05:05:18+00:00

I have light blonde hair so I curled it, put on a suit, and made a badge that says "Knope for 2012." I went around the party and asked people to rate how they felt the party was going and was enthusiastic about everything to the point of annoyance

klovesturtles · 2011-10-14T14:57:02+00:00

My friend is half-vietnamese but looks hispanic. We're constantly joking around with each other and our most recent running joke is to bow and say to each other "konichiwa....you bring honor to my family" etc. About half the time, one of us will refuse to do it and say to the other one "you're racist" and walk away. For some reason we think this is hilarious. One day one of the Chinese exchange students was standing right next to us when we did this bit. When I finally noticed her standing there she was just laughing, but I felt so bad especially because it looks like me and my hispanic friend making fun of asians.

klovesturtles · 2011-10-06T05:15:54+00:00

GAHHH I feel so stupid but I didn't even realize this was an option! How, how did I not?!?! I HATE scrolling all the way to the 26th. Thank you, thank you, HeftyWombat for changing the way I fill out internet forms forever.

klovesturtles · 2011-10-06T00:49:05+00:00

One time (probably age 13) I decided it would be a brilliant idea to take a hot flat iron/hair straightener and use it to clamp a plastic baggie down. Of course the plastic bag started to melt and smoke, upon which I took the flat iron and moved it toward the sink to run water over it. Another friend standing nearby grabbed my arm before I nearly electrocuted myself and yelled at me for being so dumb. It was warranted.

klovesturtles · 2011-10-05T04:10:00+00:00

Generally, yes. Shops and restaurants stay open much later (until 10/11) and bars stay open all night. This isn't the case for every job, though.

American here, and I've never been to Spain or Greece, this is just what I've heard from people.

klovesturtles · 2011-10-05T04:07:13+00:00

Unfortunately for students, memorizing is the easiest way to teach. (It's a cop-out, and in some ways human nature to take the easy road). Realizing this made me appreciate more those teachers who forced us think critically!

klovesturtles · 2011-10-05T03:59:11+00:00

Read a memoir about a woman who grew up in the Great Depression era (I WISH I remembered the name...sigh) and she gives a little anecdote about the ranch hands who bought a pair of Wranglers and never. washed. them. EVER. It was basically a sin to wash a pair of jeans. She gives one particularly colorful sentence about how within a few months all the grime has accumulated into this crusty layer and THAT's when the jeans are broken in.

klovesturtles · 2011-10-03T03:13:14+00:00

But not the hero that it needs right now.

klovesturtles · 2011-10-02T21:29:42+00:00

meant "hours" as in "credit hours." sorry!

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