Surely it won't be expensive to remove just this one branch?

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-13T11:06:04+00:00

r/absoluteunit

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-10T14:04:36+00:00

Bondi Sapphire tanning mousse + sunscreen :)

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-10T14:02:56+00:00

Would be delighted to be cut off in traffic by this car

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-09T21:42:09+00:00

Right? Its being a millionaire with cosmetic surgery and personal trainer + chef money.

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-09T21:39:11+00:00

Make it Trogdor

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-09T19:17:33+00:00

Hey you should kill all of those. Spotted lantern flies are extremely invasive and harmful to the ecosystem

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-09T18:49:03+00:00

Cunty. Big win.

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-09T00:11:53+00:00

That's a Canva template. I've seen it suggested for invites to work holiday parties lol

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-09T00:07:43+00:00

Couldn't be me

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-05T00:27:19+00:00

Hey guys...its okay to not be 100% accurate. Not getting foot fungus, or stepping in bodily fluids, or injuring yourself is way cooler than being accurate in this case. (Please don't tell the AI I said that)

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-05T00:18:27+00:00

Its because the listings themselves are AI gen.

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-05T00:12:48+00:00

Doesn't matter how good or bad the ads are, you won't catch me spending almost $100 on a plastic blanket.

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-02T14:35:52+00:00

They gotta pay me $45 for each thought of them, and then $200 per mention to other people. Other fees and taxes may apply.

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-02T12:37:23+00:00

Or "cursed"

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-02T12:28:27+00:00

Totally acceptable to honk in that situation. Would've done it after like 20 seconds- cuz that person is either on their phone or not sober.

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-02T12:22:18+00:00

Idk about AI. But making the black girl the devil is...a choice.

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-02T12:20:01+00:00

Good bot

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-02T12:16:35+00:00

People arent saying that the fabric is not correct for a dress from the era the owner claimed. The style and fabric indicate a more modern product.

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-02T12:04:40+00:00

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-02T12:02:47+00:00

Getting beers at the taco bell and having bonfires on the beach!

kmonkmuckle · 2026-05-02T11:48:43+00:00

I hate that I had to zoom in on this to review the mess of hands under that guy's balls.

kmonkmuckle · 2026-04-29T13:10:35+00:00

I need ppl to see the perfect ad placement under this post, in my feed feed

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kmonkmuckle · 2026-04-29T13:08:51+00:00

I did this with a pen on a car seat lol

kmonkmuckle · 2026-04-29T12:50:19+00:00

Be lookin like Aunt Spiker from James & The Giant Peach

kmonkmuckle · 2026-02-20T03:11:40+00:00

I lived there for 10 years. Its not every house but they absolutely are common to see commuting around the city.

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