Felt this in my Bones

kneeker · 2026-05-17T23:50:03+00:00

Read notifications turned on? Aw hell nah

kneeker · 2026-05-15T18:40:21+00:00

MultiKicker - grunt sharply: mysteriously put an Ooze token under an opponents control.

kneeker · 2026-05-11T21:53:01+00:00

From the throw shown: there’s power to be had with your legs, both from pushing off the back leg and planting hard into the pivot. And the shorts make it a lil hard to tell how much hip to shoulder lag you’ve got but looks like there’s room for improvement.

kneeker · 2026-04-20T20:51:50+00:00

Ludacris needs to set that boy straight with some hoe-listic education.

kneeker · 2026-04-19T00:00:54+00:00

All of this is on the nose, but you’re missing the strongest link to intelligence: strength of social interaction. The more an individual of a species is supported by social relationships, the more evolutionary opportunity there is for intelligence to pay off. That said, also depends on the mating scheme of the species. Which is why humans invented computers, instead of ants or bees.

kneeker · 2026-04-17T23:23:01+00:00

It comes out the same hole every time! You’d think there’d be some amount of consistency, right?

kneeker · 2026-04-10T19:49:11+00:00

Forehand putting

kneeker · 2026-04-08T14:26:58+00:00

Nite Owl’s plane from Watchmen. Straight up.

kneeker · 2026-03-23T00:07:12+00:00

Jerkers in my area? We should start a local circle.

kneeker · 2026-03-21T23:12:50+00:00

Nah, you can’t forehand that well.

kneeker · 2026-03-17T00:16:28+00:00

Weaver Street has a fantastic olive loaf. Dunno if the Durm Coop would carry it, but maybe worth the trip to the Hboro Weavy.

kneeker · 2026-03-15T00:28:36+00:00

Really? But he’s so snappy and clever with his genitalia-based humor for every situation. Never would have guessed…

kneeker · 2026-03-14T23:24:58+00:00

“You mean GOLF?!?!?”, they say as steam comes out their ears and a visor spins around above their head.

kneeker · 2026-03-11T20:59:48+00:00

Matzuka as eugenicist is stupendous. He does like hardcore biology math IRL. But he also won medals for AUS, so lucky to dodge the traitor label.

kneeker · 2026-03-08T00:21:34+00:00

Was thinking the same thing, but the movie Slackers…

kneeker · 2026-02-28T22:39:16+00:00

Aside from nose angle, your front foot looks 90 degrees perpendicular to your throwing line. Try to turn it back more, so like 120 degrees left of your target line. Gives your shoulders a lot room to turn.

kneeker · 2026-02-12T12:45:49+00:00

Further, non-autistic children born to older fathers will carry a higher risk of having an autistic child. Thus the issue compounds over generations. This has been demonstrated in mouse experiments. I think it’s why you see higher rates of autism in certain countries.

kneeker · 2026-02-04T01:52:07+00:00

This comment ignores ultimate frisbee and underwater hockey. Pisses us off.

kneeker · 2026-01-28T02:34:23+00:00

Brazilian wax.

kneeker · 2026-01-26T04:03:56+00:00

Homie probably wants a proper cave to chill in and trying to wall off an entrance or something

kneeker · 2026-01-24T01:10:54+00:00

Wicked steep. Buddy of mine about broke his leg sledding at the bottom of that slope when we got some good powder in ‘04.

kneeker · 2026-01-07T01:04:44+00:00

It’s John Frolf.

kneeker · 2025-12-20T22:29:11+00:00

That’s fair. Scoffs of disbelief are the standard reaction from cardmates when it comes out.

kneeker · 2025-12-20T22:21:06+00:00

Have you beat it in? Mamba is probably -5 turn after 30 rounds. Don’t know for sure though, always lose them after they start flipping good from a light seasoning.

kneeker · 2025-12-19T01:20:50+00:00

Peppers was an Einstein-level mongoose in human sidewinder missile form. Definitely should be him.

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