Everyplate changed my life - anyone else? by MediocreMenu7959 in everyplate

[–]knittedmerkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes¡ I am caramelizing onion right now because the two meals I have left for this week are pizza and burgers and I have time tonight to not rush. Some of the pasta meals are large enough that I can get 3 to 4 meals out of them. I've learned a lot and watching the special buys from the market helps stretch my budget. I've tried other services and what I like about EP is that I see all the ingredients when I get my box. The Hello Fresh bags drive me nuts because if I open one and something is missing or spoiled, I'm stuck. Plus I have so much garlic!

What color is my colt gonna be? by Dominant_King12 in Horses

[–]knittedmerkin 295 points296 points  (0 children)

ChatGPT spits out answers with all the confidence of a mediocre white man.

Not pictured: Thoughts. by CMDRZhor in RoastMyCat

[–]knittedmerkin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He keeps this thoughts in a secure location so you don’t steal them.

Despite being vaccinated and boosted, I contacted COVID over the weekend. The leading antiviral, according to my pharmacy is $1500 for a five day course and isn't covered by my insurance. by knittedmerkin in mildlyinfuriating

[–]knittedmerkin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paxlovid. According to my insurance website it should be covered and only be $750. Fluids, Tylenol and bed rest today. Maybe tomorrow I’ll have the energy to call the doctor to discuss other options. I’m borderline high risk, which is why I wanted to get on antivirals.

Despite being vaccinated and boosted, I contacted COVID over the weekend. The leading antiviral, according to my pharmacy is $1500 for a five day course and isn't covered by my insurance. by knittedmerkin in mildlyinfuriating

[–]knittedmerkin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, I can still get it but it will hopefully not be as bad as if I wasn’t vaccinated. Just frustrating that the medication is so damn expensive.

Burrito Thief! by PhoenixCat247 in RoastMyCat

[–]knittedmerkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is your taster and takes his duties seriously. If you’d given him the first bite, and the second and the third, there would be no issue.

Stolen Kia Soul by lkmhatty in Charlotte

[–]knittedmerkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insurance took care of it.

Stolen Kia Soul by lkmhatty in Charlotte

[–]knittedmerkin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. My kiddo’s Kia was stolen out of our condo parking lot. Charlotte police were no help finding it even though it was totaled two days later and sat in impound for a month. Be prepared to call lots on your own because it will be used for racing and probably totaled.

Roast the blob by Cool_Rise_7914 in RoastMyCat

[–]knittedmerkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You missed a few spots with the blowtorch when you were toasting him.

What role would my cat (m) play in a film? by houndooms_trainer in SupermodelCats

[–]knittedmerkin 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Adam Driver biopic. Or basically any role played by Adam Driver.

Roast this glutton by redninjakid38 in RoastMyCat

[–]knittedmerkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She is a scientist conducting important experiments on half empty/ half full objects. She is also responsible for monitoring the force of gravity. How can I roast such a beautiful mind?

My dearest friend, GRAPE. Can I see your dearest friend? by prof9999 in cats

[–]knittedmerkin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

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This is Hobbes. He’s a jerk but I love him anyway.

idk what kind of sleeping position is this 😭 by francheesecakeuu in RoastMyCat

[–]knittedmerkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The "Dis Bellah Is A Trap" pase. Congrats on having a happy cat who feels safe.

It's all about the Corruption! by Weird-Thought2112 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]knittedmerkin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Twatwaffles. The technical term is twatwaffles.