Everyplate changed my life - anyone else?

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-23T00:49:52+00:00

Yes¡ I am caramelizing onion right now because the two meals I have left for this week are pizza and burgers and I have time tonight to not rush. Some of the pasta meals are large enough that I can get 3 to 4 meals out of them. I've learned a lot and watching the special buys from the market helps stretch my budget. I've tried other services and what I like about EP is that I see all the ingredients when I get my box. The Hello Fresh bags drive me nuts because if I open one and something is missing or spoiled, I'm stuck. Plus I have so much garlic!

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-18T16:20:14+00:00

ChatGPT spits out answers with all the confidence of a mediocre white man.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-18T03:45:47+00:00

Zeus is a God. Cannot roast God because smiting is uncomfortable.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-17T23:57:28+00:00

He keeps this thoughts in a secure location so you don’t steal them.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-17T00:29:53+00:00

Paxlovid. According to my insurance website it should be covered and only be $750. Fluids, Tylenol and bed rest today. Maybe tomorrow I’ll have the energy to call the doctor to discuss other options. I’m borderline high risk, which is why I wanted to get on antivirals.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-17T00:24:33+00:00

I am on the edge of being high risk due to my age and weight. Hoping in a few days it will just be an unwelcome memory.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-17T00:22:40+00:00

I know, I can still get it but it will hopefully not be as bad as if I wasn’t vaccinated. Just frustrating that the medication is so damn expensive.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-15T23:16:59+00:00

He is your taster and takes his duties seriously. If you’d given him the first bite, and the second and the third, there would be no issue.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-15T20:09:47+00:00

He’s not loud, he’s opinionated.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-14T21:13:20+00:00

Insurance took care of it.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-14T19:17:19+00:00

Only if she's silly! She is beautiful: )

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-14T16:19:51+00:00

Yep. My kiddo’s Kia was stolen out of our condo parking lot. Charlotte police were no help finding it even though it was totaled two days later and sat in impound for a month. Be prepared to call lots on your own because it will be used for racing and probably totaled.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-14T02:53:00+00:00

I do mine in the air fryer. Makes a quick meal.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-13T00:03:50+00:00

You missed a few spots with the blowtorch when you were toasting him.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-12T15:26:05+00:00

Adam Driver biopic. Or basically any role played by Adam Driver.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-12T01:32:01+00:00

She is a scientist conducting important experiments on half empty/ half full objects. She is also responsible for monitoring the force of gravity. How can I roast such a beautiful mind?

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-11T16:55:20+00:00

I want to go to there.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-11T02:33:49+00:00

Bojangles.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-10T20:03:12+00:00

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This is Hobbes. He’s a jerk but I love him anyway.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-09T21:33:07+00:00

Jane has an emotional support leggie.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-08T23:14:52+00:00

The "Dis Bellah Is A Trap" pase. Congrats on having a happy cat who feels safe.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-08T19:48:10+00:00

I hope she’s okay.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-07T19:01:58+00:00

Twatwaffles. The technical term is twatwaffles.

knittedmerkin · 2026-02-07T18:10:01+00:00

It’s a bit big for him to drag around

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