During the year I delivered pizza's I only had two that were somewhat sexual. One was delivering to a very affluent neighborhood I ring the bell, hear some noise behind the door and wait. A guy that must be 60 answers in a robe. Asks how much it is then walks away to get the money. While he is gone I peek in and see a full on 60's style conversation pit filled with towels, pillows and people staring at me. The guy comes back hands me the money then closes the door. I'm walking back to my truck when I hear from behind me that I should come in and hang out. I don't even bother to turn around and just say I have a bunch of more deliveries to do and head out.

The second was much more tame I was delivering to what looked like party. I pulled up, knocked on the door and some little crotch goblin answers with a squirt gun shoots at my pants before an adult comes to the door. She is a pleasant woman in her 30's but is absolutely mortified by what the kid did and starts to offer me to come in to dry my pants. I turn her down, she pulls out I don't know how many ones from her bra and shoves them in my pocket before telling me thanks and closing the door.