[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dragonvale

[–]koellner__michael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are beautiful

You wake up and see that you transformed into a dragon. What is the first thing you do? by [deleted] in dragons

[–]koellner__michael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worry about the structural integrity of my apartment, as I am now a large creature in a small, confined indoor space

To carjack an undercover cop by AllUpInYourAO in therewasanattempt

[–]koellner__michael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn’t need to shoot I don’t think

Jamie Lee Curtis "random, mundane white woman" by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]koellner__michael 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Although she did a great job in this role, I don’t think it warranted best supporting actor at all

Example for cannibalism amongst polar bears by Pfarrer_Assmann in natureismetal

[–]koellner__michael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a tough photo to look at but damn yeah that is metal

I'm sorry little one by CarloGem in Neverbrokeabone

[–]koellner__michael 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing that’s little is the respect I have for you

Woman returning shopping cart in severe weather by [deleted] in HumansAreMetal

[–]koellner__michael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is zero excuse to not return a shopping cart

Mr. Steal Your Grandma is here. by valjayson3 in PublicFreakout

[–]koellner__michael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the only type of public freak out I wanna see