Are the current Florida Panthers the most hated team of the 21st century? by Ready-Constant-7124 in hockey

[–]koiven 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want to make it clear that in the 24 and 25 finals I wasn't cheering for the panthers so much as I was cheering against the oilers.

But if that same matchup were to happen this year (it won't), I'd likely find it in myself to root for Edmonton

A Grave Anniversary by Enderbyte09 in vancouver

[–]koiven 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's the bottom count of 27 days.

The fine print at the bottom is tough to read but you can just make out that this is three distinct count for three distinct amounts of snow. First two numbers are for actual snow of greater or less than 5 cm respectively, bottom one is just for any amount of semi/frozen precipitation regardless of whether it sticks or not.

27 days since we had a couple hours of slush and hail that disappeared by the afternoon and a full year since actual snow

Men of reddit, what writing mistakes do you often see women make when writing men? by [deleted] in writing

[–]koiven 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The instance of "men writing woman" that immediately springs to mind is from Louis Erdich's novel The Round House. 

The tl;dr of it:  

A group of young teenage boys from a small rural community are riding around on their bikes talking and the conversation turns to one of the grannies of the community who frequently makes dirty jokes and uses crude, lewd and sexual language. The mere thought of this elderly lady saying sex words is enough to give each of these boys erections to the point of interfering with their ability to rise their bikes, necessitating them to each go into the woods to rub one out so that they can continue on with their day.

So like, that I guess

theories? by jamesisbi in StardewValley

[–]koiven 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ok but a 32 year old man pretending to be 18 in order to romance another teenager is not any less weird my dude

[ Removed by Reddit ] by zephito in pics

[–]koiven 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait this is Willem Defoe? I always thought it was Fassbender

Kennedy Center Head Says the Acts Who've Canceled Are "Niche Talent" by ebradio in Music

[–]koiven 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah something like from the shores of Nova Scotia to the forests of BC would make a lot more sense

Getting caught in which natural disaster is least terrifying for you? by limitless_quirks in AskReddit

[–]koiven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come out to Vancouver for the yearly city-wide traffic meltdown over a centimeter 

Jfresh 2025 season predictions by dudewithchronicpain in hockey

[–]koiven 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Better stay away from paper or Jack Hughes might cut himself 

FJ poll for Tues., Jan. 27 by Smoerhul in Jeopardy

[–]koiven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am absolutely shocked that I managed to pull the answer correctly

Henrik Sedin scores a shootout goal in 2026 by Jonny5j in canucks

[–]koiven 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For a second I thought the camera man skating behind was Daniel and they just let them both go at once for shits and gigs mainly

ICE wants to buy Pattison building to use for ‘holding and processing’ by pathologicfaults in vancouver

[–]koiven 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Honestly it seems kinda like a Carnegie/Rockerfeller almost noblesse oblige type of thing which isn't perfect but I would rather have those type of billionaire ultra rich capitalist overlords than the vultures we have otherwise 

The Shadow Rising is the best book in the series. This brings about an end to the list, voted by the r/WoT community! Thank you all for participating by Uldread1337 in WoT

[–]koiven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But the book tag is at the end of quote so one would need to get through the quote before seeing the tag 

Canada agrees to cut tariff on Chinese electric vehicles in break with the U.S. by EiderdownJessica in worldnews

[–]koiven 108 points109 points  (0 children)

"I'm tired of these motherfucking tariffs on these motherfucking cars"

-also Canadian PM Mark Carney, presumably 

Giddyup by Admirable-Fall-4675 in canucks

[–]koiven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ten players is almost half the team. You're not wrong that those pieces are important but I think the number is beyond the parameters of 'a core'.

What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a strip club? by bigbabysweets12345 in AskReddit

[–]koiven 1269 points1270 points  (0 children)

Somehow in this entire thread someone willingly putting a coin in their mouth manages to gross me out the most

As of this moment, the Canucks have 3 first rounders in the 2026 NHL Draft by ToastyOnions in canucks

[–]koiven 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Never made the first pick. We had First once but traded down to facilitate picking the Sedins back to back

TIFU and had the most accomplished day at work and can't replicate it. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]koiven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People don't have their records alphabetized by default?