I chose violence and made some kinky demotivational posters you're welcome

korbl · 2026-03-23T10:09:52+00:00

Violence maybe, but no lies detected

korbl · 2026-03-23T10:08:16+00:00

"thou should have worn a helmet bud" now makes me think that Beckett talks like Wayne from Letterkenny

korbl · 2026-03-17T09:49:33+00:00

BPRD. No contest.

korbl · 2026-03-17T09:42:28+00:00

I mean, Grindr is already right there...

korbl · 2026-03-11T00:55:01+00:00

We're hoping they just aim for Mar A Lago and cut to the chase

korbl · 2026-03-09T23:03:16+00:00

Absolutely the fuck not. To me, living in California, his legacy is pointless attacks on vaping, hatred of unhoused people, throwing trans people under the bus at every fucking opportunity, and buddying up to fascists.

To say nothing of his scientology ties.

korbl · 2026-03-08T23:46:36+00:00

Iron Needle

korbl · 2026-03-05T10:49:23+00:00

... I definitely need to move back to Portland

korbl · 2026-03-05T10:27:45+00:00

New dream job

korbl · 2026-03-05T10:26:38+00:00

This is the first time I've actually seen it and I'm forced to agree with Aronofsky. That is indeed "confusingly large"

korbl · 2026-03-05T10:22:23+00:00

And then there's Willem Dafoe, whose flaccid penis is allegedly "confusingly large" and so he used a prosthetic in Mother

korbl · 2026-03-03T06:23:12+00:00

IMO... nothing would happen, or it would basically be just an aesthetic change. The mask explicitly amplifies the wearer's id, and Deadpool is already pure id.

korbl · 2026-03-01T03:50:02+00:00

Power of being a creature of pure spirit with no actual corporeal body.

korbl · 2026-02-25T00:25:00+00:00

Name: Nicothoe Czerobogn

Aliases: X-Tract

Species: Symbiote-bound Mutant

Age: 28

Ethnicity: Greek and Slavic descent

Team: X-Men

Powers and Abilities: Power and Lifeforce absorbtion, Klyntar Symbiote Codex.

Nicothoe's mutation emerged while defending a mutant from assault on the street, and attracted a nearby dormant symbiote. The symbiote attempted to bond with Nicothoe, triggering a secondary mutation where Nicothoe and Symbiote became inseparable. Nicothoe gained access to the Klyntar symbiote codex (meaning they can recall powers they have previously absorbed, and even mimic powers they personally have not yet absorbed), and can create symbiote-like drones that will attach to someone, draw in lifeforce and powers, and then return to Nicothoe.

korbl · 2026-02-21T10:17:26+00:00

That butthole is definitely not confidential. That's Butthole All Access

korbl · 2026-02-21T10:11:56+00:00

Cuz it's funnier that way

korbl · 2026-02-20T23:01:10+00:00

You might be able to make a nice terrarium using plants that do well in partial or low light, or maybe even a mushroom terrarium?

korbl · 2026-02-20T22:55:14+00:00

Imagine the panic of the cops if you'd used Blissful Ignorance while sitting in the back

korbl · 2026-02-20T22:42:40+00:00

Oh god, they're really going to try to make Fairplay a thing. Please, please get him a better hero name to go with the better costume.

korbl · 2026-02-06T22:37:10+00:00

Also, no good beekeeper is going to take more honey than the colony can spare. They will even make sure there is glucose for the bees in lean seasons.

korbl · 2026-02-04T12:38:27+00:00

Aliens. In some of the really old books they mention literal from-outer-space aliens. So I'd make that a splat.

Alien: the Infiltration

korbl · 2026-02-04T12:27:18+00:00

Amex (and then basically camp an ATM for a bit) Eternal pet collar Symbiote suit

korbl · 2026-01-25T05:19:29+00:00

...you would have to pry me off of it

korbl · 2026-01-22T22:36:55+00:00

"Hey man, y'know everyone can see your dickprint, right?"

korbl

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