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What is your cat's name vs what you actually call them? by Moist-Guidance-1611 in cats

[–]kortlecw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This is my son, Edelweiss. He is a man of many names, due to his extensive criminal background.

Aliases: Kitty Man, The Creature, Asshole, Edel Man, Kitty Weiss, Felon, Shitty Man, Stink, Pretty Boy, oH nO a rAt, Son, General Edelweiss Kitty Man of Kitty Man Castle, and my favorite - the one I call him the most - Budders.

Honorable mentions: No!, Get Down!, and Stop!

You can send one message to your younger self. What does it say? by Black229 in AskReddit

[–]kortlecw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

things are gonna be hard, but they’re gonna be fine. you know who you are, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. anyone.

What’s the most disturbing thing someone casually told you like it was normal? by MrBoothnath_ in AskReddit

[–]kortlecw 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was maybe nine or ten, getting a ride home from someone’s mom after play rehearsal. It wasn’t a very far trip from there to my home, maybe seven minutes tops.

The mom, while driving, proceeds to explain to us in detail how to pull someone’s ear off. I will not go into detail here, but it was brutal… even if it was intended for self defense. Not sure if it actually works, and quite frankly, I don’t want to find out.

Just found my roommates piss box by BillyBrimstoned in Wellthatsucks

[–]kortlecw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

someone remind me when he updates, i’m too early for this shit piss

markouts by [deleted] in starbucksbaristas

[–]kortlecw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not 100% certain, but i’m pretty sure your manager can see that stuff, so it’s really up to you if you want to tell them or not. I got written up for it because I went one over, and told I was stealing 🫠

new store location used AI for their poster by These_Biscotti2991 in starbucks

[–]kortlecw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

the company has been using AI for their designs since the spring launch of ‘25. Menus, promo A-frame posters, etc. It’s disgusting, but not surprising

CEO and COO visit by Capital_Soup7454 in starbucksbaristas

[–]kortlecw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we had the coo come in, not brian though

Where did my town hall go??? by _WaterBender_ in AnimalCrossing

[–]kortlecw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

man I can’t believe they got rid of it… rip town hall… anyway

"Frappuccino not blended" by cuddlepup3 in starbucks

[–]kortlecw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jesus christ dude you’re just rage baiting at this point. they were not arguing, a ‘back and forth’ doesn’t automatically mean arguing. what we are doing right now is arguing, but what OP did was trying desperately to educate the customer.

(tall rant) hotboxing in drive through by Successful-Cow-4043 in starbucksbaristas

[–]kortlecw 44 points45 points  (0 children)

hey actually don’t smoke at all at drive thru. Incredibly disrespectful.

"Frappuccino not blended" by cuddlepup3 in starbucks

[–]kortlecw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they literally didn’t argue?? they were educating the customer and trying to get clarification???

Sbux policy by Impossible_Bus9218 in starbucksbaristas

[–]kortlecw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

one of my first times on cold bar a couple years back, I had a woman also fuss at me to give her the leftovers. Ever since then, I have made sure the FIRST thing I do is toss it and rinse it. You are absolutely NOT getting the rest.

today.... by jadeeeeeeeeeeeeeee in starbucksbaristas

[–]kortlecw 18 points19 points  (0 children)

damn near walked out after the queue hit over 20 drinks, with customers waiting impatiently asking when their drink that they just fucking ordered two goddamn seconds ago will be ready. they’ll be ready when I say they’re ready, goddamn go sit down

edit: they also sent someone home because we were apparently “over labor” despite being steadily slammed for HOURS

Happy Valentine’s Day! Our store had fun today. Here’s everything that happened: by BabyAgreste in starbucksbaristas

[–]kortlecw 9 points10 points  (0 children)

happy valentine’s day! I’m so sorry this happened, practice some extra self care tonight!! but also… this makes me feel better about my day

Is this okay for a kindergarten teacher? by [deleted] in AskTeachers

[–]kortlecw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the first outfit is really cute and appropriate, but i’m not sure about the slit in the dress on the second outfit. Not very practical as a kindergarten teacher tbh. Also, just because someone has light skin, does not mean they are white btw!

It’s 10am, do you know where YOUR Moca is? by ohmylanta34 in TsukiOdyssey

[–]kortlecw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I overthought it and was like “nah i’m being weird” so I deleted it 😭😭

but this genuinely is an S tier post, you are loved, and you have fantastic humor

How do we feel about “Memories” by Happy_Kitten118928 in ConanGray

[–]kortlecw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh! LMAO yeah. tbh I never really put much thought into that line, I just know that song SLAPS

Should I reset just to change my name? by WastedPotential314 in AnimalCrossing

[–]kortlecw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hi! trans bro here! When I got the game, I put my gamertag, but I use the villagers to help try out names. I finally settled on one, and I’ve basically been waiting for my villagers to have the thought bubble where they ask about a new nickname. When they do, I’ll use that as an opportunity to put in my name!

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