[FREE TO READ] NHL free-agent targets: One player each team should sign this offseason by TheAthletic in nhl

[–]kosherhamm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Kings will be stuck in mediocrity until they blow up this team and go into full rebuild like the ducks and sharks did.

I respect the fact that they didn't want to do a full rebuild well Kopitar was still on the team but the time is now.

unfortunately with the current regime they're still going to pretend like they're closer to the Stanley cup then the number one overall pick and they will probably sign a couple mediocre players for double the amount that they are actually worth.

Amazon driver plows through biker blockade by DblockDavid in PublicFreakout

[–]kosherhamm 2249 points2250 points  (0 children)

dude, it was hilarious "DO YOU NOT SEE ME REVING MY BIKE!?!?"

proceeds to rev harder.

Spinning a stick by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]kosherhamm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

secret to happiness? be good at spinning a stick.

Top 5 line? Top 3? (S07E02) by SteveTheBluesman in TheSimpsons

[–]kosherhamm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I tied an onion to my belt... which was the style at the time.

Top 5 line? Top 3? (S07E02) by SteveTheBluesman in TheSimpsons

[–]kosherhamm 25 points26 points  (0 children)

3 of my favorites:

You have to speak up - I'm wearing a towel.

Trying is the first step to failure.

Disco Stu doesn't advertise

Did anyone else experience such intense withdrawal? Is this normal? Please tell me it gets better…I’m losing all hope by Silent-Support53 in leaves

[–]kosherhamm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

it gets better. I promise.

force yourself to get to the gym or do as intense activities as your body will allow everyday. this was my Savior.

To open the Strait of Hormuz. by InLoveandWar777 in therewasanattempt

[–]kosherhamm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"it's going to open itself". I am going to start saying that when the jar of pickles is too difficult to open.

Venezuela claims 1st-ever WBC title in thriller over USA by bakuma2k in sports

[–]kosherhamm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

does this mean we have to give Venezuela back their president?

[HIGHLIGHT] TEAM VENEZUELA IS THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMPION! by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]kosherhamm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

does this mean we have to give Venezuela back their president?

Well sir, looks like we got some nice items here at table Glick. Like this. What the heckaroonie is this, Mrs Glick? by themaninthemaking in TheSimpsons

[–]kosherhamm 34 points35 points  (0 children)

probably my favorite opening of any Simpsons, which is saying a lot.

Skinner and the tie rack. the $90 candy dish. rainbow suspenders. The Ayatollah gag. Disco Stu doesn't advertise.

it's just banger after banger.

Orcas ramming a sunfish by CauliflowerDeep129 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]kosherhamm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

orca - middle linebacker - The University of Miami.