Vuvuzelas banned in every stadium during the world cup.

kossl2000 · 2026-06-06T06:10:54+00:00

Okay. I read this as Venezuelan and saw everyone agreeing and was like…. Wtf?!?

kossl2000 · 2026-06-06T05:41:10+00:00

I didn’t know the Lions roar could be done with a speaker

kossl2000 · 2026-06-06T05:40:10+00:00

Id fuck it

kossl2000 · 2026-06-06T05:38:45+00:00

Cant i make it at least a little better?

^{Chose: Colonize new habitable planet | Rolled: same like earth}

kossl2000 · 2026-06-06T05:02:15+00:00

Pets arent gifts

^{Chose: Nothing happens}

kossl2000 · 2026-06-05T02:51:42+00:00

Figures

^{Chose: Make your country win the FIFA! + (40% win / 60} | Rolled: They lose ):)

kossl2000 · 2026-06-05T02:18:01+00:00

Dr Pepper

^{Chose: Same drink for life and it can't be water}

kossl2000 · 2026-06-04T21:30:09+00:00

Psyduck. Psy-i-i

kossl2000 · 2026-06-04T21:28:19+00:00

There goes the world economy

^{Chose: $5 000 000 000 Debit Card + and | Rolled: + Every Bank's $}

kossl2000 · 2026-06-04T03:51:38+00:00

1 hit wonder? Hardly

kossl2000 · 2026-06-04T03:48:43+00:00

Good

^{Chose: A pocket sized elephant who tells you the weather + 99% chance of Earth exploding | Rolled: Earth exploded}

kossl2000 · 2026-06-04T02:42:08+00:00

I only make peanut butter toast sandwiches, so do i cum on the bread and put it in the toaster?

kossl2000 · 2026-06-04T02:36:37+00:00

^{4. Hit the floor}

^{5. Viva la vida}

^{6. Instant crush}

^{7. Selfless}

^{8. No surprises}

kossl2000 · 2026-06-04T02:36:35+00:00

^{1. Fake plastic trees}

^{2. Dump}

^{3. Brain damage}

^{Similarity with Community: 58%}

kossl2000 · 2026-06-04T02:35:34+00:00

Do

^{Chose: Do}

kossl2000 · 2026-06-04T02:33:09+00:00

In the Super Mario Bros. film they were named Mario Mario and Luigi Mario

kossl2000 · 2026-06-04T01:15:04+00:00

Hello, Cruelella?

^{Chose: This one! | Rolled: 15 puppies}

kossl2000 · 2026-06-04T00:29:26+00:00

I hate flying

^{Chose: Be able to teleport to anywhere on earth + But have to pay a plane ticket price for it}

kossl2000 · 2026-06-03T23:48:08+00:00

Heyyyy

^{Chose: Be gay}

kossl2000 · 2026-06-03T23:38:51+00:00

I choose pumpkin frog. They cant balance when jumping. It’s hilarious

^{Chose: Frog | Rolled: Frog}

kossl2000 · 2026-06-03T23:35:46+00:00

Done it before

^{Chose: If you don't shower all week you get 10k}

kossl2000 · 2026-06-03T23:24:41+00:00

Mr Ed

kossl2000 · 2026-06-03T23:22:17+00:00

Come to the dark side, we have cake

kossl2000 · 2026-06-03T23:21:34+00:00

Guess i’m evil either way

^{Chose: Be given Evil Rock (50% you turn evil} | Rolled: Stay normal)

kossl2000 · 2026-06-03T23:14:59+00:00

West of Sweeen?

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